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DBSK Fanfic Chapter 1
Fandom biggrin BSK
Genre: Crack/Humor
Characters: Jaejoong, Yunho, Yoochun, Changmin (Junsu is off buying groceries like a good little boy.)
Rating razz G
Summary: What happens when Yunho cooks fish.
Jaejoong woke up to a strong fishy smell.
"Urgh, how can you cook fish at 8 in the morning? No wonder I dreamed I was being eaten alive by a tuna," he whined.
"Because you're the only one in the house who can cook anything, and you wouldn't wake up even when I sent Changmin to tickle your feet," Yunho answered.
"I've tried to teach you guys you guys how to cook..." Jaejoong started.
"And you taught me how to make fish. It's your fault that this is the only good thing I can make. Now eat," Yunho ordered.
"I'm not eating fish this early!' Jaejoong yelled.
"Don't make me feed it to you," Yunho threatened.
"You wouldn't."
Yunho picked up a piece of fish and lifted it to Jaejoong's mouth. When it didn't open, he dropped the fish down Jaejoong's shirt.
"You got my new shirt dirty! You want me to smell like fish all day?!"
Yunho smirked at him.
"Wash my shirt."
Yunho walked out the room, towards the closet.
"Where are you going? I told you to wash my-ah!"
His shirt was now soaked.
"Since when did you have a water gun?!"
Changmin bought it yesterday at Toys R Us. It's called a Super Soaker. Yunho gazed at the gun fondly.
Jaejoong got up and lunged for the gun. He managed to wrestle it out of Yunho's hands after a few seconds.
"Prepare to die, Jung Yunho!"
And with that, he let out a battle cry and jumped on the taller man.
"Oof. Get off me! And don't you dare pull the trigger-"
But Yunho was thoroughly drenched in a matter of seconds.
"Wow, this thing holds a lot of water!" Jaejoong exclaimed happily, noticing too late that Yunho had taken possession of the gun again.
"Aaaaah!" Jaejoong ran as fast as he could upstairs. He stopped in front of Yoochun's room. "Which room would be safer...Yoochun's or Junsu's?" He heard Yunho's footsteps and frantically opened the door he was in front of.
"Yoochun, Yunho's chasing me with a water gun, can I stay here for a little...what the hell are you watching?!"
He quickly tried to block his computer screen. "I-I'm not watching anything! Just checking email!"
"I know that Changmin watches porn but..." Jaejoong began.
"It's not what it looks like," Yoochun yelled.
"You were watching My Little Pony again weren't you?"
Yoochun blushed. "Err..."
Changmin opened the door. "Were you guys talking about me? And why is Yunho standing outside with a water gun? Should I let him in?"
"No!" Jaejoong shrieked.
Changmin's eyes widened. "Why not?"
"Because he'll kill me! Yoochun, run and lock the door!"
But it was too late. Yunho stepped into the room, an evil grin on his face. Jaejoong screamed and hid under Yoochun's bed.
"Get him out of here! Oh my God, I don't want to die! I'm too young!" Yunho's hand reached for Jaejoong's foot and dragged him out from under the bed. He pulled the trigger of the gun...but it was empty. Jaejoong let out a triumphant yell.
"Ha! You didn't even bother to refill it!"
Yoochun and Changmin had watched the whole exchange wide-eyed and speechless.
"They're insane." Changmin whispered. Yoochun nodded.
Yunho walked back into the room, his gun refilled and ready for action. He pointed the gun at Jaejoong, who was too busy watching My Little Pony with Yoochun to notice Yunho's approach...and fired. Suddenly, the computer went dead.
No one moved for a minute. Then Yoochun yelled "YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER."
Yunho and Jaejoong looked up at him, too scared to move. Changmin was hiding in the corner.
"I'll make it up to you Yoochun, please don't murder us!" Jaejoong begged.
Yoochun thought for a moment. "You guys will be my personal maids for the next month in exchange for wrecking my computer."
Yunho and Jaejoong nodded, accepting the bargain.
"And you'll wear these." Yoochun walked over to his closet and pulled out two maid outfits. They were short, tight, lacy...and came with matching high heels and hair bows.
Jaejoong nodded mutely, but Yunho shook his head. "I'm not wearing that. Why do you even have those in your closet?"
"None of your business, and if you don't wear them, you can't be my maids. Put them on."
"Yes master" Jaejoong and Yunho reluctantly answered, walking into the bathroom.
They emerged a few minutes later, looking embarrassed.
"Now get to work."
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Heh heh...I wonder how Junsu would react to the stripper maid outfits when he comes back from grocery shopping?
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it's your fault if i die...
*rolls on the floor...laugh like i'm on crack...finally died!!!"
rofl
OHH...continue it plz...arigato gozaimatsu.