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Subject: Me wearing short-shorts and getting WAY too much attention.
Date: April 21st, 2009

So there where like four incidences since I started wearing short-shorts. It got up to 101 degrees by lunch. It was freaking hot and I was NOT wearing skinny jeans so I put on a short skirt. Well today I wore short shorts to school and I will give you three incidences of the attention I get with them (Damn, I love these shorts).

Before Incident 1, know. I am a flirt and hot guys turn me on a bit.

1: So I have this friend Claire, Claire is like 5'10" and hilarious, so we went to the Field ( a huge patch of grass maybe three square football fields) and I walked past this bench, we call it the Cuddle Bench because it's the only place on school grounds (besides the Dungeuon) that you can dry hump and make out and not get in trouble, well Coudlle Couple wasn't there so we kept walking and talking, half way across the field, there was another bench, two people making out and two bored guys. So the SECOND we get into ear shot, I hear 'Check out the chick in blue' and when I stepped parallell to the bench everything with a d**k within ten feet of me looked up and smiled at me. WIERD! And I heard them mutter stuff afterwords, but Claire's a good friend, she playedit off and continued the conversation so Claire-Clair you're a great friend!

2: So I have seven god syblings Carly, Matt, and Lydia arein college, Ryan and McKall are in Hogh School and Liza and Cole are in middle school. Liza is straight but Cole ismy GOD BROTHER! He slapped my a** and asked me out. MY GOD BROTHER! He notices me when I dress liek that and wear eyeliner and stuff but any other time he ignored me.

3: Okay, this b***h at my school whos name won't be mentioned was a discovered lesbian. She likes Claire, Sloane and I and it's DI-FREAKIN-SCUSTING! She said she 'accidntally' tripped and the only thing to hold onto was Clairs boobs...riiiight and she said 'Oh I'm just playing deffense, thats how you deffend in basketball' NO! Thrusting your pelvis back and forth, grabbing Sloanne's waist and whispering 'You dirty girl' is NOT deffensing playing, thats justnasty and wrong!

As you can see, the short-shorts are magical. I think I'll wear my green ones tommorow.