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AIYA!!!! MY JOURNAL!!!!
Little Red Riding Hood pt 3
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Narrator/Chibi: Hiya guys...and welcome back. We left off with Red on his way to his grammy's house.

Red/Gaara: (is mad) stupid fox.....giving me bad directions...

Narrator/Chibi: uhhh hun...Shirku is a.....nevermind....Red arrived at his Grammy's house.

Red/Gaara: Grammy (opens door and goes inside) I brought you some food.

Wolf/Shirku: Oh Red...come over closre so I can see you...

Red/Gaara: Grammy....what big ears you have....

Wolf/Shirku: all the better to hear Riya sneaking up on me before he gropes me.

Red/Gaara: Grammy.....what big eyes you have!!

Wolf/Shirku: All the better to watch out for Riya's pervy hands...

Red/Gaara: Grammy....what big teeth you have!!

Wolf/Shirku:.....all the better to...uhhh.....nevermind...if I say "bite Riya"....people will take it as a sex joke....also he'd probably enjoy it...

Red/Gaara: and Grammy.....what a big a** you have

Wolf/Shirku: (jumps out of bed and screams) ITS NOT THAT BIG!!! (wig falls off) oops....

Red/Gaara: O.O help....help....wolf....ahh...ohh save me............uhhh save me........

wolf/Shirku:...........

Red/Gaara:....I said SAVE ME!!!!

Wolf/Shirku: Where the hell is Riya?

Narrator/Chibi: Oh wait....I just got this letter from him...(reads out loud) Dear people.....sorry but I'm ditching you guys to go get ******** by Giro....since my part was meaningless the book let me out....see ya.(drops ********.....

( far away in Giro's house)

Giro: Are you sure they wont mind us doing this? (thrusts)

Riya: AH!!! Tth-they wont....go faster

( back to the book)

Wolf/Shirku: Great....the one time I actualy WANT Riya here....and he's gone....

Mom/Kimi: (comes in) so how are we going to finish the story? We need a hunter!!!

Narrator/Chibi:.....hold on....there is only 1 person who can help us....I'll be right back (runs off)

Wolf/Shirku: Dont tell me she's getting.....

Mom/Kimi: sigh.....lets just hope she agrees to do it

( in the real world)

Surrie: I'M NOT COMING OUT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

Chibi: SURRIE!!!! WE NEED YOU TO FINISH THE STORY!!!!

Surrie: YOU ALL EMBARRESSED ME!!!! FORGET ME HELPING YOU AT ALL!!!

Chibi:....grrrrrr.....fine....then just leave u sin the story forever....we are all very sorry Surrie...(goes back in the book)

Surrie: ..........

(( to be continued......))



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User Comments: [2]
Kiteko of the Sand
Community Member





Tue May 19, 2009 @ 05:55pm


O.o
*laughs a** off* *dies of laughter*
Neko: *POOF* .....--__--" You should write a comment on her profile. See ya.


Shirku Zero R-
Community Member





Sat Jun 13, 2009 @ 03:56am


rofl I love what I said about Riya, especially with the "bite Riya" part.


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