Ok so; A few years ago me and a couple of friends went to the carnival to have some fun on Summer vacation. All was well, and I craved for something sugary sweet so we stopped by the local candy cart. (I ordered Cotton Candy)
I took a sit down on the bench overlooking the beach, and I noticed there was a homeless guy sleeping next to me. I didn't bother him. By my fourth bite of cotton candy the bum sat up and he starts poking my last wad of cotton candy. (That b*****d didn't even wash his hands!)
I turned to him and said "Sir, can I help you?" So he pats my head and goes "DURHURHURHUR dat's a good lil' puppeh HALLO LIL' PUPPEH!" So I'm sitting there all 'wtf' and I ended up pimp smacking this guy and I grabbed my friends. He chased us all over the amusement park yelling "COM BACK HUR LIL' PUPPEH PLLLLLLLZ!!!" I'm like "cdvfvvf GO AWAY"
About thirty minutes later it was safe, and my fatass friend (Sorry Andy) couldn't take running anymore so we stopped to have a bite to eat. The hobo had stopped chasing us my then (he got distracted by a dude in a fish costume). We all chowed down on some taco's, and my friend (She doesn't want her name listed) told me to look behind me. She was snickering and giggling and taking picture so I kinda had to. So I look, and I saw it..
The BIGGEST
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Most HUGEST
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MASSIVE a** I HAVE EVER SEEN
Was in my FACE. RIGHT in my FACE. I started choking, and I heard a voice call out; "Oh my gosh! Are you aright?" I look up all like "Oh... My god... The a**.. Is talking to me." Turns out it was just a super fat chick. My friend took a picture of her a** and sent it to my aunt's phone. So whenever she opens it, there's a picture of the a** with a voice saying "SURPRISE!! ECLIPSE OF 2006!"
Misane Hanabi Community Member 
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