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I must be some sort of religious guru :/ It's weird, because I am agnostic D: This is the third person I've actually help through a crisis by playing God:
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Stranger: Hello
You: I am God. You may ask any question you wish, but you can only ask one question.
Stranger: Why am I serial killer? sad
You: Because I made you that way. Those people you killed were ******** that deserved it D:<
Stranger: At least we agree there
You: Indeed
Stranger: Can I ask another question?
You: I sense wisdom in you, my child. So you may ask as many as you wish.
Stranger: Who will win in the Iranian election?
You: I do not know, my child. I cannot determine such things. I only watch.
Stranger: Can I kill Ahmadinejad if he wins?
You: If that is the way Fate brings it, then yes.
Stranger: Score
You: ^___^
Stranger: Also, what is lov
You: Yes. God uses emotes
Stranger: e
You: Love...
You: It is one of my greatest Creations.
You: It has the power to rule a man
You: Or to ruin one
Stranger: It sure does, the only time I love a woman is after I kill her
Stranger: Why is that
You: As said before, that is simply the way I made you.
Stranger: But then I feel depressed afterward
Stranger: Is there a way to solve this
You: Hmmm.... You have put God between a rock and a hard place.....
You: I am not sure
You: That is something you must work out yourself
You: I cannot help you there
Stranger: But aren't you omnipresent
You: Yes
You: I am everything and everywhere
You: I am a living paradox
You: That is why I cannot physically solve Human problems, for I am Humanity and Omnipotence at once
Stranger: Is killing really a sin?
You: No, my son. Remember, you were made in My image. The only true sin is self-loathing.
Stranger: But that's why I kill in the first place
You: As long as you seek forgiveness, you are not sinning.
Stranger: I hate myself, so I kill other people
You: For this, you MUST learn to forgive yourself.
You: That is the only way you can be saved
Stranger: What about drug use
You: Drugs were made by Me to be enjoyed and admired. I see usage as a way of admiration.
Stranger: Wow, god is way cooler than I thought
You: I am glad to hear that
Stranger: But what if they're chemically manufactured drugs
You: Even so, they originated from plants. Same answer.
Stranger: I took 2C-T-7 once, it was a horrible trip
You: Try its more natural shapes. Then it would be more pleasing for all :/
Stranger: If I am a sociopath, does this mean you are too
You: I am and I am not. I am a Paradox, I am Everything and yet One. Sociopaths were made in my image, as were peacemongers.
Stranger: I am a sociopath yet a liberal
Stranger: Is this a paradox
You: Liberality is a mindset. A sociopath is more of an emotional choice made subconciously.
Stranger: Good point
You: I am full of them
Stranger: Is there really a reason to stop killing others
Stranger: If there is, I don't see it
You: I gave men free will, and killing others is a way to solve disputes. I do not neccessarily approve, but I DID give men free will. That choice must be made by each person, not by me.
Stranger: Am I going to hell?
You: No, my son. I do not send people to Hell. I love eveyone equally; and eventually everyone learns to love Me, they just show it in their own ways. As long as you do not hate yourself, then you are safe. You must learn to forgive yourself.
Stranger: Are Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy in heaven?
You: They accepted themselves before they died. There is a "Heaven", just not the preconception Humans have made.
Stranger: What rewards await me in heaven if I forgive myself?
You: I cannot tell you, my child. This is not something for mortal ears before their time.
Stranger: Baw
Stranger: Well thanks god, I feel much better about being a sociopath now
You: I am glad I have helped, my son
Stranger: Goodbye, god
You: Goodbye
You have disconnected.
 Kazuko Masami · Fri Jun 12, 2009 @ 08:40pm · 2 Comments |
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