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Day One- The Zombies Have Indeed Eaten My Family >.>

	Not like a car, like a truck.
	Not like a car, like a truck.


Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Why hello there =O Stranger: how arst thou beist? You: I beist amazing, dear Sir/Madam/Animal. Stranger: thou multiple choice still be incorrect, for i am an alien You: ORLY? Stranger: indeed You: Holy shiznit. Stranger: i am a mexican living in america You: IXD You: XD Stranger: im an illegal alien ZING You: Freakin A. I'm God! You: So we are comrades in weirdness :3 Stranger: really? You: YARLY Stranger: cool You: I know Stranger: so when people say "Oh my God" what do you say? "Oh myself"? You: I say "Oh shiznit" Stranger: true dat..cause u be the man You: Hell yeah I be the man D:< You: I made your asses Stranger: oh u must have given yourself a sick as ck no? You: Pssh. I wish. Stranger: whatt?? why not? You: I has a v*a T-T You: Sux Stranger: but cant u change that? You: And miss out on so much fun? HAH! You wish Stranger: touché i guess You: indeed my good alien Stranger: oh does it REALLY bother you when guys jack offÉ You: not really. What you do is none my concern You: Better than shagging a cow Stranger: then why the **** do those mofos say you care? You: Cuz they are haters D:< Stranger: oh you know..that was only once... Stranger: and i was drunk..and that cow was totally asking for it You: I know. I was there. She was begging for that st Stranger: see thats what i told the officer, but he wasnt buying it Stranger: so i had to taze the mofo You: The officer was probably Satan You: Or Jesus Stranger: or jewish You: He still has a problem bout the whole "Let's crucify his a" thing Stranger: well i guess thats kind of understandable no? You: Pssh. He was asking for it. Stupid Jew. You: (Lol) Stranger: but it is a pretty bad a way to die, so i dont know what hes complaining about You: Not as good as flaying Stranger: you do know best You: Then you'd have your skin ripped off in one piece and you bleed to death Stranger: and while you die so can yell ii aight feel st ****, in a samuel l jackson manner You: Ohyesh Stranger: to which you will be entitled BAMF post mortem You: I second that notion Stranger: yar You: Omnomnom You: I just eated a Jew Stranger: dont choke on the nose You: I'll try not to Stranger: did you purposely make them that big? or was it nature over time? You: They had it coming. Stranger: oh ok Stranger: cause my friends and i had an hypothesis Stranger: see their noses must have grown that big simply because air is free You: That, OR it's perfect for brownnosing biggrin Stranger: ya but the pakis beat them there..i mean they brownnose so much it spread to the rest of their bodies You: Pssh. Got that right. You: You know what I'm thinking? You: The next person that says "You lose the game" will have a thunderbolt shoved up their a by moi. Stranger: ...you lose the game You: Hold on a minute Stranger: awww crap You: While I get a thunderbolt You: D:< Stranger: LMFAO its actually raining hard here and i just hear thunder You: NO COINCIDENCE You: D:< Stranger: what time is it btw? You: It's almost 2 You: From Heaven Standard Time Stranger: chill You: Yep Stranger: wait a minute..its tuesday You: I guess. I lose track of days now :/ Stranger: aww ****** i work today Stranger: wtv all worried, im tutoring high school kids... You: Where do you work? You: Ah, okay Stranger: at the school i graduated last year You: That's cool. Stranger: getting paid $25/hour You: =O !!! Stranger: regardless of if anyone shows up or not Stranger: like last wednesday i literally got paid to play cards You: Wow, lucky b*d Stranger: i know Stranger: PLUS i start at noon, so i can still sleep in till 10 You: Haha, that's always lovely Stranger: what can i say, i prayed to you and you came through big man Stranger: so thanks You: wink** You: It's what I do Stranger: soo while were on the topic of prayers...can i know approximately when i should expect to find megan fox in my bed? Stranger: give or take a few days... You: Look there now. If she's not there, then tough luck :/ You: But Fox is pretty foxy Stranger: well it is in her name You: For an underage whore :/ Stranger: shes not underage? You: I'm pretty sure she lied >.> You: I would know Stranger: 23 according to wiki You: Pssh. Lies Stranger: (which i must add is one of your greatest inventions) Stranger: right after porn of course You: Oh I know that much :3 Stranger: hey do you mind pretending i didnt tell you im not an actual alien, and then asknig what planet im from? You: Awright then. You: What planet? Stranger: I come from Uranus Stranger: LOOLOLOLOL You: Well, Uranus is pretty sexy Stranger: no not myanus uranus You: No, Uranuas. Myanus doesn't exist. So I don't st razz** You: Uranus Stranger: lol Stranger: k this was fun, but ive been up since 6 so im getting tired You: Same here Stranger: night God!! Stranger: stay crispy You: Night as-dude You: XD Stranger: u too Stranger: ciao You: A bientot Stranger: AHHH god speaks french You: Hell yeah I do D:< Stranger: does it help you pick up? You: Like a truck :3 You: PUN!!* Stranger: LMAOO Stranger: im soo using that You: Alright, you do that. Night for real. Stranger: au revoir You: A toute a l'heure Stranger: a bientot You have disconnected. Kazuko Masami · Tue Jun 16, 2009 @ 07:07am · 0 Comments


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