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Awful. Really awful. Nobody can get lost like me! Nobody! I was going to the movies, Cinemark in Pasadena, right? So I printed out a map and everything. Read the directions carefully. I got there just fine. When I left, it was dark. About nine.

I got home at eleven.

I had took beltway 8 south and so I thought if I wanted to get home I only needed to go in the opposite direction, which is north, right? WRONG!!!!!!!! I don't know what the hell went wrong exactly, but I saw woods and the vastness of Houston. And this was the Tollway. So I kept paying and getting lost. When I was down to my last quarter, I finally found home. By chance, I had made a big circle around to Edward Cinema. EDWARD CINEMA!!!!! I SHOULD'VE GONE TO THAT s**t!!!!!!! But it was only because Cinemark was cheaper. I still spent more money than I wanted!

Oh and another time I was with my friend. My friend who was suppose to get the directions, which she did and let me see for, like, a second. In that one second, there was so much misunderstanding. I was driving and talking to her and she was just looking at me and talking back. So I thought, 'wow she's so cool! she's talking to me while paying attention to the road so we don't get lost.'

"So..." she said. "When are we getting there?"

Back up! Hold just one minute. Wasn't she looking at the road?!

"No," she answered.

All this time she thought I had memorized the directions and knew where the hell we were going. My mother doesn't know where the hell we're going!!!! After about three stops at multiple gas stations to ask for directions and several streets named after different fruits passed by, we finally saw the light of days. God has permitted us to go where we wanted to go.

We enjoyed our time and laughed everything off. Then as we drove the bridge to Port Arthur....let's back up again. I live nowhere near PORT ARTHUR!

It was a memory. Take a pointer from this. If you want to go somewhere, make sure you know how to get there and back and never ever let me be the one with the map. I am just a driver and I will drive you all the way to Mexico without knowing anything.