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The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies:
Episode 6: Gamer meets Guns, Mustard, and Jack

You'd think Gamer is sweet and innocent. But what if you look into her past? A past full of many wondrous things, maybe? Let's find out now..
Somewhere on a ship in the middle of the black sea..
A mermaid swam and climbed up the ship. She ate a magical cookie and turned into a pirate to blend in.
"YOO HO HO. WE GOT AWESOME RUM!!" Sang the pirates.
Wow, this is a nice ship. Thought the girl with purple hair.
As the girl walked up thee stairs and past some pirates, she bumps into a cabin boy.
"I don't think I've seen you on this ship before." He said.
"That's because I'm new here? =F" Replied the girl using a deep low voice.
"Hm..What's your name, Sir?My name's Cabin Boy" Asked Cabin Boy.
"I'm Gamer." She smiled. "Say..um..where is this ship heading to?"
"Ah! We're heading to the Buccanear Boardwalk." He pointed at a small tiny island thingy.
Gamer nodded and was dragged into the rum party! =D
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Two hours later..
"Alright men!! We've arrived to the Buccanear Boardwalk, the most important black market around the world and the seven seas." Scary Captain ordered the men to get on boats and onshore as he instructed some of the men to mind the boat.
Gamer got on one of the boats and was rowed to shore. Gamer then separated from them all.
As Gamer walked around she saw small men, big men, mutated men, and all of the sorts.
"Hey you!! Girly boy with the purple hair!" Said this mean looking little man.
Gamer turned to look for who described her. As she turned, she didn't see the person she heard but then..
"Eyy Lassie boy! Down here!!" Jumped up to be seen. Gamer looked down. "..."
"Hi? =F"
"You are a new face, arentcha?! >=o" The man asked.
Gamer Nodded. "The names Gamer."
The man nodded and replied, "Aye..well my name's Little Man."
"Little Man? .-."
"Aye..Little Man. Named after me father. Well anyways, lemme show you one of the best stalls to get yer items."
"Ok!" Gamer followed Little Man from stall to stall.
-Stall Number 37:
"Ey Little Man!! Ya show'n the young lad to the best stalls?" Said the Owner.
"Aye!! Yah got any new bargains around here?" Said Little Man.
"Arr..we got lots of new favors this 'ere time o' day." The Owner led Little Man to the back of the stall as Gamer looked around.
So far, she bought big guns, little guns, bomb shells, and other explosives. She also bought lots and lots of mustard.
"Why did I buy lots and lots of mustard again? =F" Gamer mumbled to herself.
Just as Gamer said that, something very shiny caught her sight.
She went closer for a better look at the item.
It was a purple dolphin crystal pendant. As she held it up, it changed from purple to blue. "=o Pretty!"
The Owner and Little Man got back and Gamer turned to run towards them.
Gamer ran up to Owner's face and asked for the price of the pendant.
"1m gold lad. But itis quite odd that a lad would like something a lassi would want."
Gamer smiled. "I am a girl."
The Owner and Little Man fell to the ground.
Gamer wondered why they fell on the ground as people looked their way.
Gamer decided to leave the area and off the boardwalk. She left half a million gold and a piece of paper saying: 'I O U .5m See yah! =)'
Gamer left the scene and saw a street show of a monkey dancing.
"WHOO!!!"
"GO MONKEY!!"
"AWESOME RUNT!!"
"MORE!!"
Lots of shouts were heard and Gamer went for a closer look as she put the pendant around her neck. "Wow! What an amazing monkey."
After the show was done and the crowd split, Gamer went up close and personal.
"Can I buy that monkey from you?" Asked Gamer.
"Ah, Jack is not for sale Lass." Said the One Eyed Man. "Oh and the name's One Eyed Man."
Gamer was beginning to wonder if everyone on the boardwalk was named after their appearances but shrugged it off as she showed One Eyed Man 100k worth of gold.
One Eyed Man handed over Jack and took the money as he walked away with a gold sign as an eye.
Gamer then walked away with Jack as Jack hung onto her hat.
Now that Gamer has a friend to travel with, she decided to stow onto another ship.
Half an hour later..
"Looks like we found our ride, Jack." Gamer said to the monkey.
Jack then hopped off from Gamer's shoulder and hopped then flinged himself at the ship.
As the pirates were distracted by the monkey, Gamer snuck onto the ship.
As everyone loaded the ship, Gamer shot the Captain with mustard and threw him overboard as Jack points and laughs.
Gamer picks up the Captain's hat and yelled, "WIND THE SAILS, YOU LAZY BUMS!!"
Jack SCREECHED as Gamer shot a pistol up in the air. Yellow mustard then fell from the sky and landed on one of the pirates.
"Agh!! The Captain killed a birdie!! D=" He then ran overboard.
The rest of the crew got scared and did as they were told by the monkey, Jack.
And the setting sails was easy as mustard pie. =3
As the days passed by, Gamer grew bored as Jack slept all the way.
So, Gamer decided to ditch the ship and get to another island faster....as a mermaid.
She poked Jack and Jack woke up. "Jack, it's time to ditch these people and get to new places faster."
Jack had question marks all around his face. So Gamer pointed to her shoulder, which Jack understood.
Jack went aboard her shoulder as Gamer jumped into the water. Jack held onto Gamer's clothes as she changed into a mermaid and swam away from the ship.
They finally reached an island which turned out to be a continent known as Gaia.