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No! Don't shoot!!
Its Amber, and i'm on the verge of exploding in my pants =D
Yuss.
Nawochi is now in control of this account!
Until I get bored and decide to go eat someone's unborn children...
Or plunder a village and steal their livestock...
But then again I kind of just want a sammich.
ninja
Did you see that?
Good.
'Cause I just went there.
I iz hungry....
So your dead are no longer safe.
You have been warned.
........
Have you ever wondered,
What you would do,
If you were in a freak cheese grater accident...
And your face got, like,
grated off?
It would be hard to live life without a face...
But luckily they can do face transplants nao.
So you'd be ok...
But then what if your body rejected your new face?
Like when you get an organ transplant and it gets rejected?
Would your face just fall off?
Like, sry, yoos not rite fur me, kthxbai.
Then what would you do?
Drown your sorrows of another rejection in half a gallon of icecream?
But just because your first four marriages ended in divorce or death, and you had an abortion when you were 12 and your face left you on top of that, doesn't mean you're a bad person. Remember, God loves you.
...........
Now that that painful scenerio is over.....
I'm bored...
And...
I think My work is done here.
Until next time,
See ya bitches!
=D






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Goregasmz
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commentCommented on: Fri Jun 24, 2011 @ 04:09pm
I love Amber xD


commentCommented on: Tue Jun 28, 2011 @ 10:29am
I do more. D<



baesilx
Community Member
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