Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:
what the damn kind of a question is this? if this question were a man in a bar trying to tap that fine piece of a** at a bar and this were his ice breaker he would not only not be getting lucky tongiht but have his man card revoked. yeah...its that bad. but my name would be G. yes. G. like a home boy. a peep from the hood if you will....word to your mother b***h. peace out
2. Are you single?
well me and the air have had a steamy on off relationship for a while. we are currently off right now cause i caught him coming out of another girl...he'll be back
3. What is your favorite number?
8 it sooo symmetrical. look at those sexy lines...makes me hot thinking about it! and that my friends is how a number porno would start out
4. What is your favorite color?
to quote a song...."AND IF I WERE GAY...." it would be the rainbow! but seriously its probs green. whether its on leaves or a mans eyes its gorgeous. but not the green dress cruel green (for further info on this subject please refer to the bare naked ladies for a consultation) cause thats for whores and fours...yeah. fours are the hookers of the number line. what of it
5. Least favorite color?
yellow. i dont care what ppl say about happiness...if a kitchen is yellow in a married couples house they are getting divorced. its just that bad
6. What are you listening to?
LAZT SUNDAY WAKE UP IN THE LATE AFTERNOON....! lol in my mind
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
no. im on a laptop in a great house wiht friends and a family but im depressed. this quiz helps me block out the pain....NAWT
8. Are you involved with anyone?
me and the air have affairs evry so often...its an easy breezy thing (for those of you who the pun missed i am deeply sorry. next time i shall put a ******** SIGN ON IT)
9. What is your favorite subject in school/college?
well i do like me some lunch hehe then again i eat in all my classes but i think my favvy class is,....MAGIC
10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
the last time i went in there dylan started dancing and sininging flawless to me....i do not enter that store any longer
11. Do you have money?
funny you should ask casue i just finished a bank heist and the getaway van is LOADED plus theres a stock of angel dust in the back...viva mexico
14. Are you gay?
nope but..."IF I WERE GAY I WOULD GIVE YOU MY HEART AND IF I WERE GAY YOU WOULD BE MY WORK OF ART AND IF I WERE GAY YOU WOULD BE MY ROMANCE BUT IM NOT GAY SO GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY PANTS!"
15. Where do you wish you were right now?
On an adventure! other than that im pretty good where i am at the moment
16. What should you be doing right now?
probs an essay on WHY ARE ALL THE BLACK KIDS SITTING TOGETHER IN THE CAFETERIA but since everytime i pick up this book a piece of my soul cracks off and dies i choose to ignore its existence. ap psych kiss my a**
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble? hell yeah i am talented
Can you do a cart wheel? well i am white so it is lopsided and ppl think i am a wounded animal when i do but other than that...yes. yes i can
Can you touch your toes? i dont understand what this question is implying
Can you wiggle your ears? WTF i dont have super ear muscles that can surpass jesus
Can you touch your tongue to your nose? ok this question is definity an innuendo
THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor? i called the witch doctor...hehe. um an herbalist...it so counts
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? yeees...cause i love fire oh so very much...not really
Did you ever want to be a teacher? this one is serious so yes. i do. a college professor of history. hehe. here i come future generations
Did you ever break the law? i didnt mean to...
THE DOs:
Do you like roller coasters? as a matter of fact you quiz i was on two today...stick that in your smoke and pipe it
Do you own a bike? that i do..i have nothing really witty to say to this question
Do you play the lotto? if my lotto you mean lottery then yes yes i do. my name is meghan and i am a compulsive gamler
Do you like football? no it is stupid.
Do you have a shopping addiction? no. dont even joke. casey does though hehe
THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics? yes we have them in very odd places and wiht weird food
Does you wallet have any pics in it? dammit i knew there was something missing...the wallet that is hehe
LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? surprisingly greg and his sister at canobie lake
Last car ride? Home from canobie lake park!
Last text message from? chris...i sent him a pic of a goat and he responded to tell me that it is now his phones background
Last baby you held? um...i dont know about other ppl but i dont go around holding random children...not really my bag
LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought? a drink cause i am so amazing
What was the last thing you had to drink? ice tea...i think i am becoming addicited
What was the last thing you watched? quite possibly george lopez
What was the last thing you read? The last question ^^
What was the last thing you hand wrote? the number code to the pentagonal security infrastructure
THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone? greg. needed to know where the hell the kid was casue i was not about to walk all over the park to find him. he can come to me
Who was the last person you took a picture of? a goat cause they are ppl to
Who do you miss right now? jesus. he said he would be right back but its been a while...i think hes cheating on me. that whore mary
Who last messaged you on msn? I don't use MSN...
CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing? flaming red b***h!
Have any tattoos? do temporary count?
Have you any piercings? Ears.O.o...
Straight hair or curly? this question is racist against wavy hair! its like the biracial hair!
Where are you? the sun room where there is no sun at the moment
HAVE YOU EVER:
Failed a class? no i woulda cried then gotten so pissed as to commit homicide
Accomplished a life goal? does being completely and totally awesome count? casue if it does then hell yeah life is complete
Sang in front of a crowd? unfortunatly
SIX THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Books
2.clothes
3. books
4. Posters
5. drawings
6. random things that find their way onto my floor that i have never seen in my life but are magically mine
TWO RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Want a relationship? eh in my mind i do but not really. i jsut liek to fantasize atm
2. Wanna get married? maybe...its really up in the air (this makes sense if you read the other entries)
FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. this quiz
2. canobie lake park
3. stupid driver school and school
4. stupid essay
When was the last time you really laughed?
idk i do it alot. i should really pay more attention hehe
Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
ew no. i try but it gets crusty at the top and no way do i want that in my mouth. i dont care if i know where its been. no means no
Who knows a big secret about you?
probably casey though i forget what the secret is hehe
How long is your hair?
it is probs considered short. idk. im not a hair expert
When was the last time you sang out loud?
all the damn time lol
What did you have for breakfast?
i didnt have breakfast so i was hungry and had to wait till lunch and by that time i was ready to eat a small child
Is your birthday on a holiday?
It is its own holiday XD
What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM
Are you signed on it right now and if so, who are you talking to?
Yes but i am technically away casue i am doing this quiz which is sucking up my time
Can you cook?
...does instant stuff count? at least i dont burn easy mac like casey
Did you have a nap today?
no but i did have one the other day hehe
What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
i wear valour b***h
When is your birthday?
i have one birthday but three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
um old navy. i believe. my mom got it for me
Do you have any regrets?
Yes unfortunalty alot
Do you use an alarm clock?
no. thats like sticking a rooster in ur room and saying hey wanna crow in my ear?
What's the first thing you notice of the opposite sex?
Eyes/Hair/body
What color are your favorite shoes?
um...white?
Who would you like to see right now?
an adventure!
Are you a social or antisocial person?
In between casue sometimes i jsut dont like ppl. then again they can be funny as hell so...what are you gonna do
Have the cops ever come to your house?
i believe so
Do you have a tan?
i have a burn...damn sun
Ever had braces?
Yes and proud to say i was a national dork
Are you afraid of the dark?
No im afraid of what it hides
Did you miss someone today?
my family.
Who's your last text message from?
chris. he said he wants to be a gay dumbledore wiht tyler as harry hehe
What's your favorite commercial at the moment?
yes...casue i watch commercails enough to know
Do you always wear your seat belt?
its a force of habit. god forbid i need to be in an action movie. ill be like "um could you not catch me until i get the seat belt off? u know what how about we agree to give me a fifteen minute head start and see where that goes."
Who was the last person to disappoint you?
idk little dissappointments here and there by a bunch of ppl
You know what you want to do with your life?
magic decorated and complex
How is life going for you right now?
pretty good
Do you like American Idol?
........
and that is all i have to say
What was the last reason you cried for?
to many reasons to count lately
Do you believe that what goes around comes around?
Yes! karma b***h
What is your favorite fruit?
something ridculous like a tangelo idk
Where is one place you want to visit?
JAPAN AKIHABARA!
Done anything illegal?
wtf stop interigating me
Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes. the doors were locked and the only way in was thorugh the bathroom window
Are you a morning person or a night person?
im a night owl as opposed to the day owls we all know and despise...you know who you are
Are you a forgiving person?
No. I can sure hold a grudge. but hen again i forget quick so. pick ur poison i suppose
Are you taller than 5'6"?
No...*sadness*
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