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[Disclaimer: This incredibly cheesy guide is not to be taken seriously. Seriously!]

SUP.

(Wait, no...too unprofessional.)

Welcome!

Aha! There we go! Welcome to my amazingly awesome guide to be more creative!

Have you ever came across this un-wonderfuly comment?

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: Hi.
You: Whats up?
Person: Nothing.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS?!

Well, first of all, its rude not to ask 'whats up?' back! EXTREMELY RUDE. Also, the person whom you are speaking too lacks creativity! Well, YOU CAN SOLVE THIS!

You: Well, then. You're incredibly boring. Maybe you can learn from the amazing guide made by my hero Nehssa! -links-
Person: Wow! Now I will never be uncreative again!

You'll never have a boring conversation again if you link your friends to this guide!

But wait, Nehssa! Where's the guide?

Jeez, hold on! I'm getting to it! evil

Lets say the person you are talking to already read the guide and the scenario changes completely!

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: Why hello there, fair madam! (If you're a guy, this makes it more interesting!)
You: Whats up?
Person: Oh, nothing special, just slaying a dragon!

See how CREATIVE and FUN this conversation is?!

Lets examine the conversation. So the person you're talking to is slaying a dragon. How interesting. Although this isn't true, who cares? Would you rather be talking to a mindless robot? I thought so!

Lie at what you're doing! Obviously if you're on the computer basically you're not even doing something interesting! If you hate liars...well..er. Get off this guide! 4laugh

Let us continue the conversation!

You: No way! Can I come?!
Person: Oh, sure! Just be sure to equip your magic staff!
You: Okay! I'm a level 100 wizard, by the way!

Now the conversation has basically turned into a roleplay! These are amazingly fun!~ Just don't start cybering, seriously!

Now if roleplaying isn't your cup of tea, then lets try a different option.

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: Hey! :3
You: Whats up?
Person: Heh, nothing really. I'm just playing zOMG.
You: Oh, really? -starts talking about zOMG-

So basically just talk about what they're doing. Easy!
Obviously this doesn't work if the person isn't doing anything. If you REALLY want to talk to them, try this!

Person: Nothing.
You: Really? There's obviously something you're doing..!
Person: Well, actually, I'm just about to go to the bathroom...

Though awkward, its not as boring as 'no, I'm not really doing anything.' If you get that response, get all technical in their face.

Person: No, I'm not really doing anything.
You: But...aren't you breathing? Typing? Being alive?
Person: I guess you're right.. sweatdrop You're so creative!

There IS risk of the person getting extremely annoyed.

OR, you could talk about what YOU'RE doing! But who cares about what you're doing, seriously? (Just kidding! gonk )

Now, lets talk about things you SHOULDN'T say!

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: Hey, sexy lady. wink

If this is your boyfriend, this is totally fine. But if this is someone you just met, or is just a good friend, they'll probably never talk to you again. So don't say it! D:

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: HELLO WANT 2 CYBUR

Er...no comment.

You: Hello! biggrin
Person: ******** you. neutral

Again, no comment.

Well, I guess that's it. This guide was created because I was bored, and this could possibly save your life! 8D

..I think!

Tell your friends! (Please don't! gonk )

Remember, don't take this guide seriously!

~Vanessa


PS:

I am not responsible for lost friends, limbs, IQ, or possibly even life. But what are the chances of losing those kinds of things, reading my amazing guide? wink