xOmishu_uhsimOx
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 @ 10:50pm
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AWESOME HARRY POTTER RAP xD
this one goes out to all you gryffindor gangstas!
to all ya hufflepuff playas!
to all ya ravenclaw raiders
and that's right,
even all you slytherin haters
let's go, UH!
Hey now, we're gonna see the Half-Blood Prince;
only 8 dollas and 50 cents
just don't wanna rent {??} and if you wanna come,
we're gonna go see the show at 12:01
'cause i am there every year,
waitin' in line at the world premier
i'll be harry and you'll be ron;
we'll get dressed up and bring our wands
i even got a couple of honeys to go:
hermoine, ginny, maybe cho
what's that? you're full of it!
you haven't even read up to book six?
well dang man! where have you been?
that series wrapped up in '07
fine man! while you catch up
we're gonna party out here like the quidditch world cup
hey man! tell me why
why are you still so behind?
when you're only book number 5
while i'm reading them again for the 13th time
harry potter was too legit
like ludacris flying around on a broomstick
move witch, get out my way!
can't you tell i'm tell i'm winning my quidditch game
it's very important to be punctual for your quidditch games
alright
star wars, star trek!
man what a nerdy universe!
your phasers {SP}, light sabers
ain't got nothin on my ??
your heroes, straight zeros!
yeah i'm talkin bout your boy skywalker
he gets his trash kicked!
he gets his butt whipped!
by my dawg harry potter
so move over darth vador
yeah you're such a bore!
it's time to make way for the new dark lord!
sauron and all your creatures
need to move aside for my death eaters!
'cause lord of the rings ain't cool no more!
twilight's just to scary~
yeah forget team edward
my t-shirt says team harry! oh!
hey man tell me why
why are you still so behind?
when you're only on book number 5
while i'm reading them again for the 13th time
harry potter's got the gringott's bling
gonna go spending like it ain't no thing
harry potter gets all the hotties
sing it with t-pain, ooh shorty~
shorty~ yeah~ it's all about the galleons
alright. now it's time for the audience
to help me with my rhymin
when i say who
tell who harry's been fighting!
i say WHO?
VOLDEMORT!
WHO?
WOLDEMORT!
wait hold up!
you ain't supposed to say the name
of the dark lord!
shame on you!
you should know better!
atleast say tom riddler yeah
but switchin up the letters!
so come on my friends
we've got to try that again!
oh let's not use his name
let's use a synonym
like heir of slytherin
or somethin
do you appreciate the fact that i use words like 'synonym' in my raps?
intellectual hip-hop based on literature; alright let's get back to the song
so when i say who
you're gonna say
'he who must not be named'
aight'? aight
okay here we go
here we go!
WHO?
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!
WHO?
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!
i know it's rhythmically off
but i just wanna be safe!
that's right! this wizard don't play
around~ no~
you mudbloods
hey now! tell me why
why are you still so far behind
when you're only on book number five
while i'm reading them again for the 13th time
harry needs no gun to cap
just his wizard wand and 'avada kedavra'
harry don't care when haters stop
just goes and brush his shouldas off! oh~
oh yeah~ just goes and brush his shoulders off~
just like JZ ??
yeah! uh!
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