And Neil stepped on the moon and said "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Good line, but not his line. No, no, didn't feel like his line. You know, uh, bet it was just given to him and he's going down the steps saying "small step for man, giant leap for mankind; small step for man, giant leap for mankind. Don't get it wrong Neil, don't fu** it up, here we go" "I'M A SMALL MAN WITH A GIANT - SH**" ... "ONE MAN SMALL GIANT to ... to men's ... what is it?" because you can't get out out to the moon and go "ew it's all sticky! it's covered in jam!!" can't land on the moon and go "fu**ing hell, i've been in that spacecraft ... right, i need a pi**" you can't land on the moon, roll down the window and say "sea of tranquility? is this the sea of tranquility? is sea tranquility? sea of tranquility? there's no one around ..."
