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I'm not that much older than a lot of my friends here on gaia, but a lot of you I just don't get. You get bitchy if you get ignored, you go emo if you get dumped then claim you're not emo, claim you're going to leave Gaia for a year and a half just to get attention then finally leave, claim someone's breaking into your house/hit your head hard enough to pass out to get attention, tell everyone you're under 18/21 and mention that you and the rest of your class are going out to smoke/get drunk/have sex, or get really pissed at someone and cuss them out when you could either JUST IGNORE THEM or take the higher road and make them look like an idiot without swearing. Get over the nonexistant drama people.

You get bitchy if you get ignored: GET OVER YOURSELVES. If you're ignored its because of one of two reasons 1) your post wasn't seen *even with 20/20 vision, one post among 15 can be missed* or 2) you're being a dumbass and it was an unspoken group consensus to simply ignore you in hopes you would leave. 99% of the time it's because of Reason 1.

you go emo if you get dumped then claim you're not emo: Really, it's not the end of the world if your boy/girlfriend dumps you (unless we some how all find ourselves in the movie Shaun of the Dead). If you're dumped, then the person that you were dating wasn't THE ONE, just someone you were feeling puppy love for. And even though you say you aren't acting diffrently, trust me you definately do act differant. You sigh and you berate yourself more than you did before you were dumped. Short of cutting yourself, I consider this emo and it is a bunch of nonsenseical preteen crap. Get up, move on, and maybe throw a toaster out the window and hope it lands on someone you hate--and don't get pissy when your friends start worrying about you.

claim you're going to leave Gaia for a year and a half just to get attention then finally leave: Dont threaten, just go. No one wants to hear threats to leave, just go. I swear, next time I see that on forums I visit, I WILL tell that person to leave.

claim someone's breaking into your house/hit your head hard enough to pass out to get attention: What the hell are you doing TELLING us about it then? Get off your a**, grab a knife or something heavy and a phone, lock yourself in a room and call 911 if someone's breaking into your house. If you hit your head hard enough to pass out, then, again, what the hell are you TELLING us about it then? Get off your a**, go to the hospital, and have them run a CAT scan on you to make sure you didn't damage your brain any more than it already is.

tell everyone you're under 18/21 and mention that you and the rest of your class are going out to smoke/get drunk/have sex: If you think you're doing this to be popular, then you deserve to get your happy a** busted as is the person who gave you the smokes/booze and BOTH of you should be put in the same cell as Bubba the Axe Murderer for a couple of weeks. If you're having sex before you're ready to be a parent, then you had better step up when the baby's born--don't abort it because if you were dumb enough to insert Tab A into Slot B before you were ready for Result C (have to thank my rl friend Andy for that wonderful analogy), then you had better be ready for the responsibilities that come with being a parent at an early age. You are not poplular if you do something that you can get arrested for or are unprepared to handle at a young age no matter how 'cool' it is. YOU ARE A LOOSER. That's right, I said it: LOOSER. If you don't like me calling you a looser, go jump off a cliff sans parachute because that's what the other 'popular' kids are doing. Go on now.

get really pissed at someone and cuss them out when you could either JUST IGNORE THEM or take the higher road and make them look like an idiot without swearing: This is something that happens a lot whenever someone like skip_it gurl, someone who uses l33t-speak comes to our threads, or some other idiot who says we're all stupid because we spend time on the internet with our friends. It's really simple: ignore the moron until they leave, and if you feel as though you MUST say something, try to phrase it in such a way that it cannot come back and bite you in the a**. If they're being stupid (like l33t speakers or the people who say we're stupid for internet usage), it's really easy to ignore them because you can claim you can't read their posts because of typos, slang, strange hyphenations, weird misspellings, or the combination of letters and numbers. If it's someone like skip_it girl (x-rated posts where they are not appreciated), report their posts and find me and I will get them banned (or in her case, rebanned).

Oh, and one more thing. I don't know how many of you pay attention to the news, but yesterday a SEVEN YEAR OLD stole his parents truck and went on a joy ride. If I was that kid's parents, I would beat the living hell out of him and then ban his a** from driving school until he was 21.

*gets off b***h box* Now hopefully I do not have to pull this thing back out any time soon. *goes off to get some sleep after such a long rant*