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Dude..last night I had this seriously weird dream..
Ok, so me and some of my friends went to Puerto Rico. We got to stay in this nice long house. They had so many bathrooms.
Me and my friends weren't allowed to go into the master bathroom. [yeah i know what you thinking..master bathroom?]
When I woke up..I accidentally walked into the master bathroom to go pee..obviously..
When I walked into the bathroom, there was this huge a** wide plasma screen tv and a set of speakers and all that stuff..I was like holy shiiz..
Then i went back to the toilet to get down to business..
I pulled down my pants..I noticed that i was standing and facing the toilet seat..i was wondering why am i standing when i can sit..
But when I looked down, there was a pin-pin pointing down while my hands aim the thingy down into the toilet as it squirted pee into the bowl..[omg dude i felt like puking when i was writing this..]
and when I was almost done, i heard a knocking on the door, it was the owner..
i finished peeing and washed my hands, i opened the door and all he said.. "as long as you didnt touch anything.." I nodded and walked out of the bathroom and went to the bathroom next door..
and when I did pulled down my pants again..my ding-dong just fell off.. I was like.. "HOLY CRAP MY D$@K FELL OFF!!" omg i was like seriously freaking out and tried to glue it back on but then while i was trying to glue it on..a hole appeared right under it..
that's when i passed out..
And then I woke up from that freaky nightmare..the first thing I did was get up look into my shorts..there were no marks showing that something like that was real..
I was like laughing my a** off and passed out again. Then i woke up 2 hours ago XD and i remembered and wondered..maybe it was like that for one of my past life. XD