With Yuuki and her Brother
thelesserevil (05:14:58 PM): Haiyo, Yuuki~!
snowyuuki (05:15:14 PM): Whatcha up to?^-^
thelesserevil (05:15:28 PM): Nuthin'.
thelesserevil (05:15:28 PM): You?
snowyuuki (05:15:35 PM): Uhm....
snowyuuki (05:15:40 PM): "Nuthin'."
snowyuuki (05:16:13 PM): Of particular interest to the government and its associates. >_> <_<
thelesserevil (05:18:43 PM): So you're naked?
snowyuuki (05:18:52 PM): Hell to the no!
thelesserevil (05:18:59 PM): The government keeps tabs on clothe sales.
thelesserevil (05:19:02 PM): Then you lie!
snowyuuki (05:19:11 PM): But I didn't buy my clothes. razz
thelesserevil (05:19:27 PM): But it's not the buying they're interested in.
thelesserevil (05:19:31 PM): It's the colour...
snowyuuki (05:19:33 PM): I CRAFTED THIS TOWEL!
snowyuuki (05:19:45 PM): From another towel and some pins.
thelesserevil (05:19:48 PM): They work out the most popular colour, and use it to brainwash people.
snowyuuki (05:19:56 PM): *-* what is that color?
thelesserevil (05:20:08 PM): Only the government knows, but...
thelesserevil (05:20:12 PM): They're watching you...
thelesserevil (05:20:15 PM): Right now...
snowyuuki (05:20:24 PM): Those pervs.
snowyuuki (05:20:41 PM): Watching people look down their towels because they dropped a skittle they were eating.
thelesserevil (05:20:54 PM): Technically, if you strip, they all become *****.
thelesserevil (05:21:06 PM): Henseforth their research becomes invalid.
thelesserevil (05:21:29 PM): And how'd you drop it down your top?
snowyuuki (05:21:38 PM): I sneezed.
thelesserevil (05:21:40 PM): It's not like there's a hole there to drop it down.
snowyuuki (05:21:47 PM): wait, what?!
thelesserevil (05:21:56 PM): It'd press against your flat chest. ^^
snowyuuki (05:22:28 PM): I'm leaning forward... =_=
thelesserevil (05:22:38 PM): Excuses!
snowyuuki (05:22:43 PM): Hey! You called me flat-chested again! Which means...
thelesserevil (05:22:53 PM): Uh uh uh!
thelesserevil (05:23:00 PM): Didn't add demon at the end.
snowyuuki (05:23:04 PM): Bob
snowyuuki (********
snowyuuki (05:23:08 PM): Saget.
thelesserevil (05:23:13 PM): So your argument is invalid. ^^
snowyuuki (05:23:23 PM): You and your loop holes.
thelesserevil (05:23:37 PM): *Pats your head* One day you'll have this brain,
thelesserevil (05:23:46 PM): But wait until I'm dead to take it. -.-
snowyuuki (05:24:01 PM): I don't want to slice your stomach open after your dead.
snowyuuki (05:24:07 PM): I can't hear you scream then.
snowyuuki (05:24:28 PM): *You're
thelesserevil (05:24:33 PM): Why would my brain be in my stomach?
snowyuuki (05:25:20 PM): *Looks away* Because I may have smashed your skull in so hard that it ended up down there by then..
thelesserevil (05:25:36 PM): If you could reach my head, anyway. ^^
snowyuuki (05:25:50 PM): I can jump high enough. *-*
snowyuuki (05:25:57 PM): Assuming you don't push me down.
thelesserevil (05:26:06 PM): Or hold you at arms length.
snowyuuki (05:26:24 PM): I'll just claw at your arms then. And take off skin. ^-^
snowyuuki (05:26:28 PM): AND MAKE CLONES
thelesserevil (05:26:46 PM): I'll cut your nails. ^^
snowyuuki (05:27:00 PM): No you won't! I'll never let you! O_O
snowyuuki (05:27:44 PM): Because if you try, I'll kick you in the cubes.
thelesserevil (05:28:04 PM): If your leg can reach that high. ^^
snowyuuki (05:28:16 PM): It can.
snowyuuki (05:28:25 PM): I assure you. ^-^
thelesserevil (05:28:32 PM): Then I'll push you over and sit on you.
snowyuuki (05:28:52 PM): Why does everyone sit on me...?
thelesserevil (05:29:12 PM): You're light, we're fat?
snowyuuki (05:29:12 PM): I'll bite you, then! Or violate you with a pen.
snowyuuki (05:29:27 PM): Well, that's a good reason..
thelesserevil (05:29:29 PM): Not if I violate you first!
snowyuuki (05:30:06 PM): Then I'll have a knife on hand!
snowyuuki (05:30:21 PM): My trusty switchblade. ^-^
thelesserevil (05:30:59 PM): I'll have an electro-magnet on hand.
snowyuuki (05:31:18 PM): How in the--?! That's not even realistic!
thelesserevil (05:31:26 PM): Why not?
snowyuuki (05:31:52 PM): Because everyone knows that electro-magnets can't stand muffins.
snowyuuki (05:32:08 PM): And I will have a muffin!
thelesserevil (05:32:14 PM): Yeah, guess being the stud-muffin I am it'll negate it.
thelesserevil (05:32:23 PM): *pelvic thrust*
snowyuuki (05:32:40 PM): *Facepalm* Oh my frikkin gawd...
thelesserevil (05:32:48 PM): Oh yeah!
thelesserevil (05:32:54 PM): *pelvic thrust again*
snowyuuki (05:33:06 PM): Oh no! *Kool-Aid bursts in*
thelesserevil (05:33:30 PM): *pisses in Kool-Aid.*
snowyuuki (05:33:47 PM): I was gonna drink that!
thelesserevil (05:34:03 PM): -Nothing stopping you?
snowyuuki (05:34:13 PM): *Shoots Kool-Aid man* Your oogie germs are in there now.
snowyuuki (05:34:29 PM): And it's been five seconds, so I can't trust it.
thelesserevil (05:35:56 PM): ...
thelesserevil (05:35:57 PM): >>
thelesserevil (05:35:58 PM): <<
thelesserevil (05:36:06 PM): *Pisses in your hair and runs away*
snowyuuki (05:36:34 PM): *Blink*
snowyuuki (05:37:06 PM): *Pulls out an SBP90 Machine gun and fires at you* Get back here, you ********!!! *Chases*
thelesserevil (05:37:53 PM): *Pops into a 42nd dimension*
snowyuuki (05:38:33 PM): ... Of course you would.
snowyuuki (05:38:57 PM): Which is why I use astral projection! *Blips into the world os ice cream and waffle cones*
thelesserevil (05:39:28 PM): *Is there in the form of Barack Obama*
snowyuuki (05:40:40 PM): Ooooooohkaaaaaay..... How did the President get here...?
thelesserevil (05:41:00 PM): Through change.
snowyuuki (05:41:11 PM): WRONG!
thelesserevil (05:41:31 PM): *slaps you* I AM THE NEW WORLD GOD!
thelesserevil (05:41:36 PM): DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER!
snowyuuki (05:41:54 PM): *Questions* I am your fahzha.
thelesserevil (05:42:34 PM): *Disappears into the 495th dimension*
snowyuuki (05:43:12 PM): The President is gone! Nuuuuu! *Sonptaneously combusts*
thelesserevil (05:44:01 PM): *Appears and George Dubya Bush*
snowyuuki (05:44:49 PM): *Pulls out a flamethrower* DIE YOU ******** DEAD EATER, DIE!! *Attacks Bush*
thelesserevil (05:45:23 PM): Oh. Err... FIRE TEH MISSILES! *500 nukes launch at you*
snowyuuki (05:46:29 PM): *Pulls out a Whopper shield* Everyone knows that Whoppers eat Nukes for breakfast! *Whopper eats Nukes and burps radioactive pickles*
thelesserevil (05:46:58 PM): *Fires a Big Mac at the Whopper*
snowyuuki (05:47:44 PM): Not the Big Mac! *Gets the KFC General and tosses him at Big Mac*
thelesserevil (05:48:13 PM): *Gets a black man* The natural enemy of the Fried Chicken!
thelesserevil (05:48:19 PM): No offence
snowyuuki (05:48:37 PM): *Burps* I ate the chicken already... Ehe.
snowyuuki (05:48:45 PM): None taken. X3
thelesserevil (05:48:52 PM): ...
snowyuuki (05:49:28 PM): *Turns black man around at you and pours Kool-Aid on your head* Eat him! He has Kool-Aid!
thelesserevil (05:49:33 PM): You just ate the The Colonel...
thelesserevil (05:49:42 PM): ...Er...
snowyuuki (05:49:44 PM): The Colonel was doomed from the start.
thelesserevil (05:49:50 PM): *Disappears to earth*
snowyuuki (05:50:46 PM): *Goes to planet Yuuki-is-Yokatta and watches Dr. Who*
thelesserevil (05:51:25 PM): *Implodes planet Yuuki-is-Yokatta*
snowyuuki (05:52:18 PM): *Spontaneously combusts and pops back up at my house*
snowyuuki (05:52:38 PM): Waffles.
thelesserevil (05:53:16 PM): *Eats all the waffles and vanishes*
snowyuuki (05:54:02 PM): *Brings cream to Felixstowe* Kitty domination!!
thelesserevil (05:54:26 PM): *Millions of old people start shuffling torwards you*
snowyuuki (05:55:13 PM): *Eye twitches* Crapnuggets! Uhm.. think fast... *Points to a horde of overweight cats* Mister fluffykins is over there!!
thelesserevil (05:55:53 PM): *They ignore him* Old people in felixstowe don't generally like cats!
thelesserevil (05:55:55 PM): MWAHAHAHA!
snowyuuki (05:56:21 PM): NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *Takes the cream and runs* Get your own damned tea codements!!
snowyuuki (05:56:32 PM): *condements
thelesserevil (05:56:53 PM): *All paths are blocked. They all produce un-creamed cups of tea and coffee*
snowyuuki (05:57:57 PM): *Blink* Uhm... *Spawns David Hasselhoff and has him j**z in all their tea* There. Cream.
thelesserevil (05:58:35 PM): *The female ones drop the tea and eat him alive. They continue after you with fresh drinks*
snowyuuki (05:59:30 PM): I didn't want to use this card just yet, but... *Spawns Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Mr. T and has them annhilate them all* It was called for.
thelesserevil (06:00:11 PM): *They raise back up and eat them alive* No one can stop my army of the near dead!
snowyuuki (06:00:39 PM): Gay zombies can! *Plays Thriller with my horde of gay zombies*
thelesserevil (06:01:15 PM): *Looks at the gay zombies in disgust and stab them with their sharpened knitting needles*
snowyuuki (06:03:13 PM): Nanageddon! *Gasp* Well, good thing I came semi-prepared. *Whistles for a blimp full of cream which rains cream over everyone* Muahahahahahahah!Z
snowyuuki (06:03:16 PM): ZZZZ!
thelesserevil (06:04:23 PM): *They strip naked and bathe in the cream as I quickly strap you down in front of them and tape your eye-lids open. My eyes closed the whole time*
snowyuuki (06:06:02 PM): *Has Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the nuts while Mr .T gives everyone Censor Bars and Bruce Lee gives me a piggy back ride* Whoooo~!
thelesserevil (06:06:38 PM): *Pulls out 5 yu-gi-oh cards* You're in for it now Yuuki...
thelesserevil (06:06:53 PM): EXODIUS! *Plays all 5 pieces of Exodius*
snowyuuki (06:08:14 PM): *Plays all 5 pieces of the Barney movie* ***** CHILDREN'S ICON!
thelesserevil (06:08:25 PM): Nuh uh.
thelesserevil (06:08:31 PM): Exodius = Instant win.
thelesserevil (06:08:52 PM): *Your life points drop to 0 as Chuck, T and Bruce all vanish*
snowyuuki (06:09:02 PM): I thought his name was spelled differently.... *Sigh*
thelesserevil (06:09:25 PM): ...
thelesserevil (06:09:26 PM): Woops.
thelesserevil (06:09:29 PM): It's Exodia.
thelesserevil (06:09:32 PM): It was close.
snowyuuki (06:09:48 PM): But Exodius and Exodia are two different monsters!
snowyuuki (06:09:52 PM): *Gasp and point*
snowyuuki (06:10:00 PM): Though one is nonexistent!
thelesserevil (06:10:14 PM): Fine.
thelesserevil (06:10:21 PM): *Summons all 5 pieces of Exodia*
thelesserevil (06:10:24 PM): I win!
snowyuuki (06:10:36 PM): CRAP! Why don't I have Yu-Gi-Oh cards?!
snowyuuki (06:10:46 PM): Oh wait, mine are knock-offs.
snowyuuki (06:11:19 PM): *Thinks* There may be one thing that can beat Yu-Gi-Oh and his Exodia.
thelesserevil (06:11:45 PM): Nope.
thelesserevil (06:11:55 PM): Once all 5 pieces are summoned at once, you win the duel.
thelesserevil (06:12:00 PM): It says it on the card.
snowyuuki (06:12:58 PM): What if I have the world's one and only Exodia egg-fryer?
snowyuuki (06:12:58 PM): A
snowyuuki (06:13:00 PM): nd
snowyuuki (06:13:09 PM): stuff.
thelesserevil (06:14:18 PM): Even though it doesn't exist.
snowyuuki (06:15:04 PM): . . . Come to think, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the balls, so how does your manlihood still exist?
thelesserevil (06:15:35 PM): Balls of adamantium.
thelesserevil (06:15:42 PM): We covered this in a chat long ago.
snowyuuki (06:15:52 PM): *Eye twitch* I remember that quite fondly.
thelesserevil (06:16:08 PM): No you don't.
thelesserevil (06:16:14 PM): Never talked about it with you. razz
snowyuuki (06:16:16 PM): Not the adamantium!
snowyuuki (06:16:28 PM): The time when you said that your wang was indestructible.
thelesserevil (06:16:37 PM): Oh yeah.
snowyuuki (06:16:38 PM): razz
thelesserevil (06:16:40 PM): see.
thelesserevil (06:16:43 PM): Adamantium.
snowyuuki (06:16:48 PM): *Shields eyes*
thelesserevil (06:16:53 PM): *Smacks you with my wang*
snowyuuki (06:17:13 PM): *Goes flying* Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *Lands in a pond* Uncalled for!
thelesserevil (06:17:41 PM): How are you alive? o.o
snowyuuki (06:18:37 PM): Because everyone knows that Satan despises indestructible balls and that since I made a contract with him, he will do anything to keep me alive and figure out why they are in existence.
snowyuuki (06:18:58 PM): And because it's not butter.
thelesserevil (06:19:13 PM): Since when did you make a contract with me...
snowyuuki (06:19:41 PM): That one time...
snowyuuki (06:20:04 PM): With the pocky and the whips and the chains. *Points to the lawyers in the far right corner* They'll vouch for me!
thelesserevil (06:20:14 PM): *Finds the contract and burns it, hitting you with my wang again*
snowyuuki (06:21:08 PM): *Grumbles* Your kids are going to be horribly disfigured psychiatrically.
thelesserevil (06:21:31 PM): WE''re gonna be a naturist family. :3
thelesserevil (06:21:35 PM): You're welcome to join.
snowyuuki (06:22:24 PM): *Blinks* Naturist...? (Thinking nudist) *Eye twitches*
thelesserevil (06:22:39 PM): *is naked*
snowyuuki (06:23:18 PM): *Is wearing a second towl for some reason* That's nice... *Holds back vomit and chugs a carton of cream from earlier*
thelesserevil (06:23:45 PM): *Takes off your towels* Don't be boring! Enjoy the breeze!
snowyuuki (06:24:12 PM): *Hides* I don't want to get sick again!! *Blink blink*
snowyuuki (06:24:40 PM): It's COLD right now! *Points to thermostat on palm tree*
thelesserevil (06:24:44 PM): *stands in front of you* Why would you get sick?
snowyuuki (06:25:51 PM): Because you made me spill my cream and now I'm wet and being in the cold plus wetness might make me sick again, smarticals. *Sigh*
snowyuuki (06:26:20 PM): And I fell in that lake not too long ago. *Pulls a fish from my hair and bites into it*
thelesserevil (06:26:49 PM): And you're naked, dripping with cream.
thelesserevil (06:26:51 PM): ...
thelesserevil (06:26:59 PM): Do I enjoy this or be scared?
snowyuuki (06:27:26 PM): *Blinks* I don't know how to answer that question.
snowyuuki (06:27:37 PM): Uhm. Yes.
thelesserevil (06:27:43 PM): I enjoy it?
snowyuuki (06:28:11 PM): I was answering the fish.
snowyuuki (06:29:04 PM): *Chomps into the fish again*
Type below to start a chat with Thelesserevil.
snowyuuki (06:31:00 PM): O.O
thelesserevil (06:31:08 PM): ?
snowyuuki (06:31:13 PM): Oh.
snowyuuki (06:32:35 PM): Noooooooooothing you'd want to know. ^^;
thelesserevil (06:32:39 PM): Hehe, if you're an oreo, can I lick out your filling? razz
snowyuuki (06:33:25 PM): Now that's a tempting question. How do you open Oreos?
snowyuuki (06:33:29 PM): ^-^
thelesserevil (06:33:57 PM): Pry them open gently.
thelesserevil (06:34:11 PM): Want a demonstration? > wink
thelesserevil (06:34:13 PM): XD
snowyuuki (06:34:25 PM): Only on Tuesdays.
thelesserevil (06:34:48 PM): It's tuesday on Venus.
snowyuuki (06:35:25 PM): Hmmm.... I don't use that type of calendar.
snowyuuki (06:35:46 PM): And besides, nobody likes strawberry oreos!
thelesserevil (06:36:01 PM): ...
thelesserevil (06:36:04 PM): Yummy...
snowyuuki (06:36:38 PM): You would... Of course. *Facepalm*
thelesserevil (06:36:49 PM): Can I taste it? :3
snowyuuki (06:38:31 PM): Hm..... *Plays the Jeapordy song* I don't know.
thelesserevil (06:39:19 PM): Time's up!
snowyuuki (06:39:38 PM): o.o but we didn't go into Daily Double yet..
thelesserevil (06:39:55 PM): I don't even know what Jeapordy is. >: |
snowyuuki (06:40:25 PM): . . . You really are scaring me with your lack of knowledge... the Generation Gap is very thin for me, but for you...
snowyuuki (06:40:37 PM): I wonder.
thelesserevil (06:40:42 PM): Who's british...
thelesserevil (06:40:45 PM): Not american...
thelesserevil (06:40:49 PM): -.-
snowyuuki (06:41:08 PM): Were you finishing my sentence or stating?
thelesserevil (06:41:15 PM): stating
snowyuuki (06:41:32 PM): Anyhow! *Runs away with towels*
thelesserevil (06:42:10 PM): *Burns the towels*
snowyuuki (06:42:29 PM): Flame-retardant! *Keeps running*
thelesserevil (06:43:27 PM): *disintergrates the towels*
snowyuuki (06:44:02 PM): *Gonks* My towels... My TOWELS! *Pokes at towel scraps*
thelesserevil (06:45:04 PM): *Brings in asian tourist group* Take all the pictures you please.
snowyuuki (06:46:22 PM): *Sigh* You're having them take pictures because I speak Japanese or because I'm blasia-rican? *Huddles in a corner and hides self with cream carton and fish*
thelesserevil (06:46:43 PM): Nope.
snowyuuki (06:46:51 PM): Or because you're evil?!
thelesserevil (06:46:59 PM): Cos they're ****** paying alot of money for pictures. ^^
thelesserevil (06:47:15 PM): *Takes away the cream and fish* Just pose a bit and they'll go away. ^^
snowyuuki (06:47:38 PM): I knew the ***** would play in here at some point. And why are you standing there?! Are you a *****, too?
snowyuuki (06:47:46 PM): Well yes, you're *****.
thelesserevil (06:47:59 PM): Hey, atleast they're not touching.
thelesserevil (06:48:02 PM): Now pose.
snowyuuki (06:48:16 PM): What if I don't waaaaant to?
snowyuuki (06:48:21 PM): *Sniffle*
thelesserevil (06:48:28 PM): Then they can touch. ^^
snowyuuki (06:49:09 PM): I'm not posing in front of Niisan. *Spontaneously combusts*
thelesserevil (06:49:28 PM): *covers my eyes* Happy?
snowyuuki (06:50:01 PM): Nu.
thelesserevil (06:50:16 PM): Okay Yuuki...
thelesserevil (06:50:23 PM): You do this, you get half the profits.
snowyuuki (06:50:44 PM): Can you pay me in half & Half cream?
snowyuuki (06:50:51 PM): (And pocky)
thelesserevil (06:50:52 PM): Sure.
snowyuuki (06:51:24 PM): One last thing.
thelesserevil (06:51:37 PM): Hmmm?
snowyuuki (06:51:42 PM): Yuu-chan has no idea how to pose. =_=;
thelesserevil (06:52:18 PM): Lay on back. Spread legs. watch out for cumshots.
snowyuuki (06:52:54 PM): *Blinks* S-sure.... Okay...
thelesserevil (06:53:26 PM): *CIA swoops in and arrests the peadophiles*
thelesserevil (06:53:30 PM): Seeeeeee, Yuuki.
thelesserevil (06:53:45 PM): Knew you were in no harm. It was a diversion.
snowyuuki (06:53:49 PM): They didn't arrest you. *Pulls up a towel*
thelesserevil (06:54:01 PM): Cos I tipped them off.
snowyuuki (06:54:19 PM): *Gonk* !!! Still!
snowyuuki (06:54:41 PM): Agh, nevermind. At least you didn't look. *Grumble*
thelesserevil (06:55:02 PM): *Picks up all the dropped camera's* Didn't need too. ^^
snowyuuki (06:55:37 PM): *Gag* I knew I should've used a Yuuki inflatable.
snowyuuki (06:57:11 PM): Can I have some pocky? *Blink*
thelesserevil (06:57:39 PM): *Hands you 5 boxes of pocky*
snowyuuki (06:58:02 PM): *Nibbles on a stick and glares at you* Chikan-Nii.
thelesserevil (06:58:56 PM): Why are you so upset about it?
snowyuuki (06:59:16 PM): Because I didn't even get to kill one of the *****.
snowyuuki (06:59:28 PM): And so there was no blood to bathe in. Which made it a waste.
thelesserevil (06:59:30 PM): They're going to Guantanimo.
snowyuuki (07:00:00 PM): I'll visit them.
snowyuuki (07:00:42 PM): And tell them you tipped them off. And release them and take them to your house. ^-^
snowyuuki (07:00:49 PM): And play Twister~
thelesserevil (07:01:04 PM): You do that, you're playing too.
snowyuuki (07:01:13 PM): And I'll win!
thelesserevil (07:01:29 PM): And it's gonna be strip twister. You start naked, they start clothed. You win back clothes, they lose them.
snowyuuki (07:01:50 PM): ... I'll still win.
snowyuuki (07:02:11 PM): And we'll have a dance party at the end.
thelesserevil (07:02:20 PM): It'll be an extra large mat so you struggle to reach the spots.
snowyuuki (07:02:42 PM): Nuuuuu! Struggle is an inconvenience!
snowyuuki (07:02:49 PM): But I will manage to win!
thelesserevil (07:03:13 PM): Even though you'll be touching and be getting touched by ***** as you do?
snowyuuki (07:04:09 PM): Da-durrr! Everyone knows that Yuuki will not back down in a game of Twister. ^-^
snowyuuki (07:04:25 PM): Even if it means violation.
thelesserevil (07:04:57 PM): So you'd play twister even if being sexed by ***** at the same time?
snowyuuki (07:05:17 PM): I'll try my best, I guess. If there was a reward at the end.
thelesserevil (07:05:32 PM): You win: Pocky.
snowyuuki (07:05:35 PM): A great big reward of cream and pocky and ice cream and meat cleavers!
thelesserevil (07:05:45 PM): You lose: They keep you for 48 hours to do what they like to you.
snowyuuki (07:06:09 PM): That doesn't sound all that bad. The ***** I live by are rather nice to me. ^-^
snowyuuki (07:06:23 PM): For some reason.
thelesserevil (07:06:35 PM): These are the fat, sex-starved ones that get off on bondage and rape.
snowyuuki (07:07:04 PM): Those aren't *****, those are abortions! *Eye twitch*
thelesserevil (07:07:19 PM): Whatever they are,
thelesserevil (07:07:29 PM): They get you for 48 hours.
snowyuuki (07:07:39 PM): But if I get pocky, cream and a meat cleaver when I win, I'll play.
snowyuuki (07:07:50 PM): asterisk after meat cleaver.
snowyuuki (07:09:44 PM): *Meat cleaver plus the grant to kill the *****, please?
thelesserevil (07:11:48 PM): And if you lose?
thelesserevil (07:11:52 PM): Sure
snowyuuki (07:12:04 PM): And if I lose, what?
thelesserevil (07:12:13 PM): What'll you do?
snowyuuki (07:12:30 PM): I'll wonder why it is that I never win at Twister.
snowyuuki (07:12:37 PM): Since I've never won.
thelesserevil (07:12:54 PM): And once they have you
thelesserevil (07:12:57 PM): Then what?
snowyuuki (07:13:42 PM): Bring some hapless child with 36C's me and use her as a distraction as I find some form of escape?
thelesserevil (07:14:15 PM): And if they like flat chests?
snowyuuki (07:14:32 PM): Then I'll grow boobs.
snowyuuki (07:14:36 PM): Hopefully.
thelesserevil (07:14:42 PM): ...
thelesserevil (07:14:48 PM): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thelesserevil (07:14:50 PM): Good one.
thelesserevil (07:14:57 PM): But seriously, what'd you do?
snowyuuki (07:15:29 PM): Well, since by then hopefully I'd have at least some clothes on, I would have remembered to bring a weapon.
thelesserevil (07:15:40 PM): Nope.
snowyuuki (07:15:43 PM): Dammit.
thelesserevil (07:15:45 PM): They'd take you as you were.
snowyuuki (07:16:18 PM): ;-; I'd start kicking everyone in the balls as fast as I possibly could and put up a fight.
snowyuuki (07:16:47 PM): Speaking of balls, Are you going to be in the group of *****? *-*
thelesserevil (07:16:58 PM): Your choice.
thelesserevil (07:17:03 PM): And they'd tie you up.
snowyuuki (07:17:32 PM): Then you're going to be outside of the room or something, definitely.
snowyuuki (07:17:40 PM): Tie me up to something, or just tie me up?
thelesserevil (07:18:22 PM): Tie you up to get there then to a 4 poster bed.
snowyuuki (07:18:43 PM): . . . That's just...
snowyuuki (07:18:52 PM): An anticlimax....
snowyuuki (07:18:57 PM): But anyway,
snowyuuki (07:20:01 PM): Uh, I'd squirm and make it difficult!
thelesserevil (07:20:58 PM): In other words, you're screwed.
snowyuuki (07:21:08 PM): In all forms of the word.
snowyuuki (07:21:13 PM): ;~;
snowyuuki (07:21:19 PM): But I won't lose!!
thelesserevil (07:21:33 PM): You've never won before.
snowyuuki (07:22:08 PM): But I've only played Twister once. And at the time I was 9 and I only lost because I sneezed.
snowyuuki (07:22:17 PM): So I almost won. >_>
thelesserevil (07:22:56 PM): You'd be against and in the middle of fat, hairy, horny *****.
snowyuuki (07:23:21 PM): . . . Can they take a shower first...? ^^;
snowyuuki (07:23:35 PM): I'd still win. (By cheating if I had to!)
thelesserevil (07:24:54 PM): No they can't.
thelesserevil (07:25:02 PM): Okay Yuuki.
thelesserevil (07:25:05 PM): On a new subject,
snowyuuki (07:25:13 PM): Yeeeeeeeeeees?
thelesserevil (07:25:22 PM): Squeeze your left thumb with your left hand for 10 seconds.
thelesserevil (07:25:39 PM): Then put a finger down your throat.
snowyuuki (07:25:46 PM): Why...?
thelesserevil (07:25:52 PM): Just do it
thelesserevil (07:25:59 PM): You'll be amazed.
snowyuuki (07:26:15 PM): How do I know you're not going to make a dirty joke about it--or that I won't vomit?
thelesserevil (07:26:33 PM): I swear you won't vomit.And it's not a dirty joke.
thelesserevil (07:26:38 PM): Just trust me.
snowyuuki (07:27:02 PM): K, now what? =_=
thelesserevil (07:27:12 PM): Did you do it>
snowyuuki (07:27:33 PM): Typing with my left hand; yes.
thelesserevil (07:27:55 PM): What do you notice?
snowyuuki (07:28:07 PM): That my thumb is cold.
thelesserevil (07:28:15 PM): No gag reflex.
snowyuuki (07:28:22 PM): And my nails are sharp. x_x
snowyuuki (07:28:46 PM): Well, that's all fine and dandy...
snowyuuki (07:29:04 PM): but what was that for?
thelesserevil (07:29:05 PM): Now you know what to do when you first give head. ^^
snowyuuki (07:29:10 PM): O_O
thelesserevil (07:29:15 PM): I just learnt it on :3
snowyuuki (07:29:34 PM): Sugoi.
snowyuuki (07:30:20 PM): You spent how long looking these things up?
thelesserevil (07:30:46 PM): I know.
snowyuuki (07:31:16 PM): *sympathy pat* I'm scared for the both of us when I visit.
thelesserevil (07:32:42 PM): Gonna get Claire to try that one when she visits me. ^^
snowyuuki (07:32:56 PM): Thanks for sharing?
snowyuuki (07:32:58 PM): ^^;
thelesserevil (07:33:16 PM): We're gonna sex. :3
snowyuuki (07:33:33 PM): I guess as much. *Weak clap*
thelesserevil (07:35:05 PM): Wanna join? :3
snowyuuki (07:35:36 PM): Only if I can bring B-san. ^-^
snowyuuki (07:36:26 PM): . . . . Scary thought. O_O (Niisan + Claire + Me + B-san + Barney the dinosaur = ?!?)
thelesserevil (07:37:50 PM): Hawt.
snowyuuki (07:38:16 PM): You're gonna let Barney join?!
thelesserevil (07:39:21 PM): Why not?
snowyuuki (07:39:47 PM): . . . What is it you're on again?
thelesserevil (07:41:55 PM): Huh?
snowyuuki (07:42:38 PM): You seriously must be on something strong if you're willing to let the old fart in the Barney costume join.
thelesserevil (07:43:00 PM): Of course not.
snowyuuki (07:43:23 PM): Phew~
snowyuuki (07:43:56 PM): Wait, why are we talking about this anyway? Didn't we just get off of something similar to this?!
thelesserevil (07:44:57 PM): I blame you.
snowyuuki (07:45:11 PM): *Saving this conversation*
thelesserevil (07:47:37 PM): Why...
snowyuuki (07:47:48 PM): Memories.
snowyuuki (07:48:00 PM): And I has to go nao, Niisan~! Baiii~!
snowyuuki (07:48:15 PM): And I'm going to WIN at Twister!
thelesserevil (07:48:18 PM): Bye Yuuki
So that's it. Niisan and my Conversation.
