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Kain Odius: PLEASE!
Kain Odius: >.>
Kain Odius: <.<
Mobster Lobster: what?
Mobster Lobster: what's going on?
Sergeant Sargent: Kain wants to orgy.
arddunaid: Oh, Kain just needs to masturbate or something.
Mobster Lobster: oh
Kain Odius: What!?
arddunaid: Well, sure! I'm sure that 90% of rapes are caused by under-masturbation.
Sergeant Sargent: Makes logical sense. *nodd nodd*
arddunaid: See, Sarge is smart.
Sergeant Sargent: *is the smartxor*
Kain Odius: I'm guessing I have no say in this?
Sergeant Sargent: We're telling you to masterbate more, what's wrong with that?
arddunaid: Hairy palms.
Sergeant Sargent: And blindness.
Sergeant Sargent: But at least you don't rape people.
Kain Odius: I rape people?
arddunaid: Good point.
Sergeant Sargent: And there for won't be raped... in prision.
arddunaid: Better point.
Kain Odius: WHY AM I GOING TO PRISON!?
Sergeant Sargent: BECAUSE YOU DON'T MASTERBATE KAIN!
Kain Odius: I didn't know it was a law...
arddunaid: It darn well should be.
Sergeant Sargent: Yeah. And they should have masterbation licesnses. We need a masterbation beurocracy.
Kain Odius: *re-claims Arddunaid as trophy wife* This time I get gold if you divorce me.
arddunaid: Materbation-ration.
arddunaid: Masturbation* I mean
Sergeant Sargent: First you anwser 100 questions, then you get your masterbation permit. After that the road test.
Sergeant Sargent: Then you get your license.
Sergeant Sargent: For masterbation.
Mobster Lobster: omg, yuck, ew, ew