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READ biggrin TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

~42 Ways to Piss off Your Parents:~ 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine. 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. 13. At everything they say yell, Liar. 14. Try to swim in the floor. 15. Tap on their door all night. 16.Pretend to have amnesia. 17.Say everything backwards. 18.Give yourself a swirly. 19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!" 20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear. 21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. 22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 23.Run in circles. 24.Recite a whole movie 3 times. 25.Pretend to beat yourself up. 26.Slither everywhere. 27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement. 28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. 29.Super glue your finger up your nose. 30.Talk to a pen. 31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe. 32.Try and climb the wall. 33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. 34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn. 35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!" 37.Eat your hair. 38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal. 39.Eat anything, obviously not edible. 40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. 41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!" 42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank..



Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!"

Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.

Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock the s**t outta them

Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this like I did.