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Due to the weather over here being whacked, i'm gonna bore you all with a story that won't make sense what so ever. you see, it's all about the town who was afraid of cupcakes that will reap their immortal souls...
"YOU HAVE TO GET TO WAKALAKALAND!!" said Ginger "THE EVIL CUPCAKE IS ATTACKING AND HE WANTS TO STEAL MY SOUL!! SOMEBODY GET THAT COW OUTTA THE WAY!!" she screamed before chucking the cow at a near passerby. "I like pie!" a kid screamed until a horde of flying cupcakes came and reduced him to bones. "Why are the cupcakes doing this to us?" an old lady said. "Oh because they are angry. Angry at the world for eating such delicates such as pies and cakes. Hell, even a fruitcake that families give to each other for the holidays. They'll eat those." an old man told the old lady. "BANANA! BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!" A kid screamed, ripping his clothes off and doing the robot dance. Ginger looked at him funny. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU SHOULD RUN BEFORE THEY REAP YOUR INMMORTAL SOUL!!" she shook him. "I'm dancing for the Banana God, so he can eat the cupcakes for us, thus saving the town." he smiled. "BUT DANCING ATTRACTS THE CUPCAKES!!" Ginger yelled, before she ran as another horde of cupcakes came and also reduced the boy to bones.

So the moral of this story: "EAT CUPCAKES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"