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Dear HypersonicSpazmotron,
How I long to hear your Large song again. What was it called? Ah yes, j**z in my pants. How your young voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded seamonkey. Such Sex! Let us join together and humping in unison, your safe song carrying our hearts to unhealthy heights.
With love,
Dolly Demon
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My beloved HypersonicSpazmotron,
You and I are just two chunky people trying to make it in this drunk world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Despair, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our red love. Without you, I'm nothing but a LESBIAN Elephant.
Yours extremely ,
mind stalker
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Dear HypersonicSpazmotron,
When I think of you, I get Moose in my pancreas . Though it makes me feel sexy, it's also exciting. Whenever we puking together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are slobbering at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously fabuu and sticky with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a kick of the perdy? I hope we can keep stabbing together for 1234567890 years.
super duperly yours,
M 3 G G Y C H 1
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Dear HypersonicSpazmotron,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a beautiful journey to the deepest dog of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Miami and dance with me across the undulating arrow? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and run like beating cats?
Yours truly,
Vonnae
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Dear HypersonicSpazmotron,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a a gay man journey to the deepest jena's fat lips of my p***s. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in england and dance with me across the undulating fairyland? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and chicken like garfaw humpkins?
Yours truly,
iChoofy
Please, my beloved, come with me on a a gay man journey to the deepest jena's fat lips of my p***s. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in england and dance with me across the undulating fairyland? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and chicken like garfaw humpkins?
Yours truly,
iChoofy
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Dearest HypersonicSpazmotron,
I cannot begin to describe how carefully my v****a burns for you. As I write this, I'm raping in my girl, unable to contain my raping desire. Please, accept my adorable embrace and know that you're truly the melons of my eye.
I yearn for you gently,
Sasuke Flavored Condom
I cannot begin to describe how carefully my v****a burns for you. As I write this, I'm raping in my girl, unable to contain my raping desire. Please, accept my adorable embrace and know that you're truly the melons of my eye.
I yearn for you gently,
Sasuke Flavored Condom
