I couldn't resist rofl heart
Valentines Received.
Abraham The Mage,
You know how the song goes: "pink men say only birds rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your cute embrace. Now I know how naruto felt when the bunnys first parted to reveal sasuke silhouetted against a pretty sky. It was happy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, loving care until you get here.
Yours truly,
yuli-hime
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My beloved Abraham The Mage,
You and I are just two Sexy people trying to make it in this fat world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of humping my stuffed animal in the past, and I know you've dabbled in humping Megan Fox, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our hot love. Without you, I'm nothing but a stupid panda.
Yours over your nips,
0MFG iLU
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Dear Abraham the MAge,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Sexy journey to the deepest bao bao of my a**. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in tokyo and dance with me across the undulating baby? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and run like ******** PANDAS?
Yours truly,
Pockiez
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Dear Abraham The Mage,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a fluffy journey to the deepest mistletoe of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Tokyo and dance with me across the undulating couch? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and looked like laying noodles?
Yours truly,
Mrs Pandaa
Valentines Given.
Dear x P a s s i 0 n
How I long to hear your Sexy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, I'm Yours. How your Beautiful voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Bird. Such Love! Let us join together and Sex in unison, your Sweet song carrying our hearts to Sexi..ER heights.
With love,
Abraham The Mage
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Dear yuli-hime,
When I think of you, I get Panda in my Heart. Though it makes me feel Cute, it's also exciting. Whenever we love together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are humpING at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Sexy and Hot with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Sex of the Eyes? I hope we can keep Sex...ING together for 7 years.
Beautifully yours,
Abraham The Mage
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0MFG iLU,
You know how the song goes: "Sexy men say only panties rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Cheesy embrace. Now I know how Cupid felt when the Lingerie first parted to reveal Yoda silhouetted against a Hot sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, Sex...ING lovely until you get here.
Yours truly,
Abraham The Mage
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Arxaiht,
You know how the song goes: "Beautiful men say only noobs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Sexy embrace. Now I know how Harry Potter felt when the Panties first parted to reveal D.Grey Man silhouetted against a Cute sky. It was Affection at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, Lovely until you get here.
Yours truly,
Abraham The Mage
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Those who haven't got, will get later. 4laugh
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