i like to say "life is like a box of chocolates, first you have to pick out all the black chocolate, the nutty ones, the ones with peanut butter or carmel, the cheep ones, the too rich ones and all the ones that are just solid. then you have a great box of chocolates".... but frankely i've only gotten one box with one chocolate left after i go through my list of hate. milk chocolate with chocolate moose in the middle. NOM NOM NOM!
and don't get women the little chalk, heart-shapped, antacids.
"i know i make you naucious, heres a tums with 'hug me' writen on it, maybe that'll help..."
you could always give the big red hearts filled with the gamble chocolate "well this could either be really good or really nasty, but i'm just pig enough to find out *bite* aww i got the one filled with toothpaste! now i gotta eat another nine to get that flavor out of my mouth..."
I never liked flowers... "so your gonna give me a chore, gee thx..."
flowers are always so depressing cause they die right away... it's like their taunting you: "i'm mimmicing your love for each other..."
who knows, maybe i'm just a crab 'cause i dont usually get anything.
but happy Valentines for the rest of you. heart
~Hao
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The Many Doors In Haoshumaru's Brain
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