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HO YEAH BIZNATCHES!!!!! I am now officially awesomer than ever before!

so my bro was teachin me how to ride a bike today (yeah, i know, im pathetic) and i pretty much have balancing down. i still need a little (well, a whole lotta) practice with steering and stopping. so we was in the street and he was holdin on and i was riding along all awesome and stuff and we were over half way down the street and i started steering off course a little bit and i tried braking and KABLAM!!!! my head (and hands, but who cares about those?) smashed into the asphalt really hard! my bro was freakin a little and hes all like "Are you ok?!?!?!!?!?!!" and im like "yeah. just hit my head." and he does the whole how many fingers and follow my fingers with your eyes thing. all my reflexes are fine and i know how to speak and im able to type this pretty much perfectly so im ok. i just figure as long as i still remember who billy squier is, then im ok, cuz when it comes down to it, isnt billy squier all that really truly matters in this world?

so yeah, my head hurts a little and so does the very back top part of my jaw. so today thats seven crashes (not including all the times i crashed into the house). the first i crashed and got a cool scratch on my arm from the corner of the window pane(which looks like it will scar!!!), the second a crashed into the recycling bin (and broke the bike but my bro fixed it), the third i crashed into two mail boxes, the fourth i crashed into a small tree (and the guy gave me a mean look and shook his head at me), the fifth and sixth i crashed on a curb an fell in a bunch of rocks (and the first time scratched my hand and made it bleed) and the seventh i slammed my head on the asphalt.

but, the heck with it. its just a flesh wound. now ima text daddy and tell him what just happened. ya know how people always talk about when they hit their head real hard and they say that they dont remember or that they couldnt even feel it? well thankfully its true. i didnt feel it, i knew i hit my head but i couldnt feel the actual initial impact. just the effects.

p.s. feel free to leave comment about any fun crashes youve had. ive also fallen in two ditches and crashed into a barbed wire fence, and those were all on a quad. and there was that one time jumped off my bros pegs on his bike and hit my head on the asphalt. and its the same bike i was usin today. i think that bike is cursed or it hates me or something.