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Words of the Douche-bag's
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"GO SLAVE"
"Shut up Lance"
"Starting from pony--
shut the f**k up lance"
"AHHHHHHH"
Id like to give you a memoir from when i was a child, probably when i was 14.--shut up go play your pokemon Lance"
"i need to pee
that.is.delicious.lance..."
"SHHHHHHHHHH-insert spray can sound FX here-"
"Lance go to the bathroom
Okay... crying
Now that the fagatron is gone!!"

"-Naomi picks up the guitar and stands on lances bed-
-gasping for air-ANNNDDDD
-strums-
dear p***s
i dont think i like you anymorree (cause im a girl ok?)"
"Enough of my musical talent--if there was a camera i would totally speak in it and tell them how to disturb lance in the many possible ways--wait...that sounds wrong
Ok ready?
-bangs on door-
AHH-behind the door-"
"When i was a child, around the age of 20 or so, cause thats when you stop being a child---GET BACK IN THE BATHROOM IM TRYING TO DO A INTERVIEW-
so as i was saying smile
As i was a child around the age of 12. um..one day i was sitting around and i starting singing and my dad came in n said: Why, Miley, you sing beautifully. and i said why thank you dad and of course, my dad being Billy Ray Cyrus he was---GET BACK IN THE BATHROOM!!! MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GO AWAY!
Me: o__0"
"I'm a f**king artist!"
"Your f**king an artist?"
"Hey lance, lance, lance, lance...-whisper-i love you
CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW? GAWD I NEED TO GO PLAY BASKETBALL
..you dont play basketball Lance..."
"What would you do if you were a guy?
Well...to start off..."
"Holy f**k what is in my pants? a spider? I'm going to trap it, and name it Prince shtrudle. He will rule the world with his shtrudle-ness!!!!"
"Lance you can come out of the closet now...hehe...he"
"When i was a young boy, living in oklahoma, living with my wife, sherill,
Sherill, i love you, Sherill"
"MY F**KING PHONE YESS!!! AANNNDD its my mum ._."
"CLOSE THE DOOR!!"
-Pokemon sounds in the distance-
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AND this is why i love them :]