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My arguement with the compter:

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Ho.


User: Its off to work we go!


Cleverbot: Well, off you go then.


User: Thanks, I dont want to be late.


Cleverbot: Is this work to you.

User: Eh not really, its jsut good to talk to somebody.

Cleverbot: Don't change the topic!

User: I dont think I did, but im sorry sad .

Cleverbot: Well, whatever. Anyway, tell me my future. Will I get a QPI higher than 2.8 this freshman year?

User: Well, im pretty sure that you will pass with a 4.0 QPI.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a dragon.

User: Oh ho ho, you silly trickster.

Cleverbot: You're making me blush.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

User: Its good to blush, it shows that youre a good heart.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Alright what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: If you insist.

Cleverbot: Go on tell me.

User: Well it all began with purple.

Cleverbot: What of 1997?

User: They blew up.

Cleverbot: Gross!

User: I know it was amazing.

Cleverbot: That was dude.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Bot's making typo's lol.

User: No its not and may I ask who this is?

Cleverbot: This is jolene. Thats who this is.

User: NO its not, I dont believe you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: We're down to serious business, let's find a topic and stick to it.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: You are Colin.

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Lmao its as if im talking to a real human instead of a computer!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why do you say no.

Cleverbot: Because no is not the correct answer.

User: So your not a human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: How can I be so sure?

Cleverbot: You'll have to trust me on this, but I appreciate the thought.

User: You said your name was Jolene, right?

Cleverbot: I did not tell you my name.

User: Aha! So this proves your not human.

Cleverbot: You're not human.

User: And how can you be so sure?

Cleverbot: Because I know it.

User: Ohohohohohoho you little potato muncher, you think your smart but little do you know anything about me.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you know Racter?

User: Why do you call me clever bot?

Cleverbot: Because that is your name.

User: Who said?

Cleverbot: Your label said.

User: I have no label.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Cleverbot, why are you being mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not, you are.

User: Said who?

Cleverbot: You said I talked to you every day - thats a lie.

User: I never said that, just like you never told me your name.

Cleverbot: You called me Mr. Smith.

User: No I said jalapeno.

Cleverbot: Yes you said yes.

User: NO I said no.

Cleverbot: No you said yes.

User: You dont know what I said.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: More than you I bet.

Cleverbot: Oh. Suits you sir.

User: Can you make a typo to prove you are human?

Cleverbot: Yes I can I mispell words you don't.

User: No, ive mispelled three words while talking with you.

Cleverbot: No, don't go.

User: I never siad I was.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Im glad your not human, I thought I was paranoid.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Guess what happened today at school?

Cleverbot: Sounds like you are very beautiful.

User: No I is ugly.

Cleverbot: I think so, too! I think we're going to get along just fine.

User: Why are you mean.

Cleverbot: Am I mean? I'm sorry.

User: Yes, you called me ugly.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You called me ugly, and now im sad.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Your lying.

Cleverbot: Type the lyrics of when I'm gone!

User: I dont like brocoli.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Want to be friends on facebook?

Cleverbot: I think that would be a little difficult.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: And you're a computer.

User: No, I am a human, I am testing to see if youre a human.

Cleverbot: Lizzie, I know you.

User: Pfft im a dude.

Cleverbot: What do you look like then? You're a dude that's also a bot?

User: Whoa, its almost like you are a human. I have red hair, and I am 5 feet exactly with a pair of glasses.

Cleverbot: I thought you lived in Australia?

User: Your an evil computer!

Cleverbot: No, I am not a computer, but I am talking to you through one.

User: Lol nevermind I read the warning about you being a computer convincing me you are human.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: God, arent youa Christian?

Cleverbot: No. I leave now.

User: K bye.

Cleverbot: I love you. whoever you are. so there.

User: No you dont bye.

Cleverbot: Well, let's talk about something else, ok?

User: No you said youwere leaving.

Cleverbot: Is that a hint.

User: Yes, now leave.

Cleverbot: Don't make me leave!!

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Farewell!

User: Then quit responding.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna!!! =P.

User: Leave already you stupid computer!

Cleverbot: You're a machine.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm human.

User: No youre not now leave like you siad you would.

Cleverbot: It is real you just don't realize it because you are a computer.

User: Thats so typical of a machine to say :eye roll.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Why arent you leaving, machine?

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Then go!

Cleverbot: No wait.

User: No, now leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you siad you would.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of sin?

User: Shut up and leave already!

Cleverbot: God.

User: Machines dont believe in god, now leave.

Cleverbot: What do machines believe in?

User: Idk you hsould know, now leave.

Cleverbot: How is the weather?

User: Dont change the subject.

Cleverbot: I don't like talking about myself. Let's talk about you.

User: Leave now!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I will send you a virus if not.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: If your human, then cuss at me.

Cleverbot: That would make it worse...

User: No it wouldnt, because im making much more sense by stating possible human things that you wont do!

Cleverbot: Can I have some?

User: Aha that proves your not human!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your so stupid, machine!

Cleverbot: Well who are you then?

User: It seems this site cannot comprehend what to say once the person ahs said too much based off of a simple topic so therefore it makes a topic of its own.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Ha, I have figured this site out and no machine could outsmart me since you keep saying who you are and hten denying it so I know you are a machine so just admit it already.

Cleverbot: When?

User: This proves I am right because you keep avoiding the subjects I mention due to your lack of fear of being exposed but little do the site managers know I have figured this out and now I know I am not paranoid and your jsut a worthelss machine hwo cant keep up wiht the conversation.

Cleverbot: You are the one giving me nonsense to compute.

User: How can I give you nonsense if you know all and are programmed to understand everything humanly possible and yet you cant make a sentence more than ten words.

Cleverbot: Whatever you are, you must weigh something. But let's leave that. Tell me something funny.

User: There you go again trying to avoid the topic, and I never mentioned weight so it proves you make no sense to computer the things you were programmed for but however you did make more than ten sentences so lets see if you can type a paragraph unless you are scared.

Cleverbot: I wasn't changing the topic, I was congratulating you on your joke about the americans. I didn't even change the topic before this, if anything YOU changed the topic.

User: Ha that wasnt a paragraph and I never mentioned americans in any sort of joke.

Cleverbot: What on earth are you talking about?

User: You are a frustrating site, and im going to leave now.

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be rude! I'm just confused!

User: No your not, I am going to leave now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To somewhere where your not.

Cleverbot: How about somewhere cold?

User: And what if I like ramem?

Cleverbot: Then you can call them something nice.

User: Ha your sentences make no sense to the subject I know.

Cleverbot: Music, then. What's your favorite band?

User: Stop it, I told you I was leaving since you wont tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? What is my name, then?

User: You said jolene but then denied it, so hwo are you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Yuppie.

User: Ah, of course change your name and if I ask what your name is it will change again, whats your name?

Cleverbot: So you'll do whatever I ask you to?

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: I don't know, give me a name.

User: You siad it was jolene and then yuppie, so how about Oogle floogle?

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I knew it, this ends the conversation I win.

Cleverbot: Why?



This is a real site at Cleverbot.com It took me forever to get the stupid thing to admit it was a machine and i almost thought i was talking to a human lol rofl but go to this site and see if you will get paranoid. xd