There's this crazy guy on my soccer team. At one of our practices he asked us "What I ficus?" Half the team, including me said "I dunno," Finally somebody said, "It's a plant, why?" He replied, "I want to stab a ficus."
xd question Don't ask me I dunno why. But anyway, that night I was talkin with a friend on the phone and I told her about it.
The next morning at school, she went up to him. He asked her what a ficus was. She said "It's a plant, why do you want to stab one?" He said, "I want to figure out if its a stabbing plant or a plant you want to stab."
It was pretty funny at the moment.
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