I feel like ranting. And I realize I sound like a fat loser whose entire life revolves around this game, but I'm just a high level oldie tired of idiots getting their team killed.
Rules that should be followed while playing zOMG
particularly in the papa saw boss
Rule #1
Listen to your team, if they think you're doing something wrong, you probably are. And if you don't listen to them, they'll hate you; they might not kick you, but they'll hate you. In general, don't make them repeat themselves.
Rule #2
Wait till everyone is in the room to start the boss. It's fine if you made a mistake, just don't make that mistake again, and again, and again.
Rule #3
Wait till everyone is at the same place when you start buffing. That way everyone gets the buffs at the same time, and everyone is protected and you don't have to waste the energy to buff all over again.
Rule #4
Don't rebuff if you're just going to do a bunch of rank ones. You buff once and you're good for the rest of boss. Only rebuff if you're using higher rage than the last buff. If you rebuff with lower rage, then you just screwed everyone over.
Rule #5
If you're tired, sit down once it's safe. We appreciate the intensity, but no one wants to save you when you don't have the energy to heal yourself.
Rule #6
If your team is dazed, defib someone else who has defib so that they can help you. If you don't do this then your team WILL die, and they will hate you.
Rule #7
Tell people when you're brbing, afking, or just leaving. Common courtesy. (I'm guilty of this when my mom walks in the room...)
Rule #8
Try not to use rings that disperse crowds, dervish is fine, but scaredy cat and high rage hive? No. You want to keep them all in the same place so that at team member with dervish, or fire rain (every other person on zOMG WILL have one of these) can get them all at once. Makes it a lot easier.
Rule #9
First kill papa saw's lackeys, then kill papa saw, you get more gold.
Rule #10
And the most annoying and most common rule broken is: In papa saw, STAY IN THE CORNER, so that whoever's got dervish, or fire rain can get them all in one hit and so that the healer can keep you alive! Why are you somewhere else!? Why? Do you have space issues? You want to stand out from the crowd? It's fine if you make a mistake and end up wandering off, but then you some back! There is NO LEGITIMATE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD BE ANYWHERE ELSE.
Thank you for your time.
Rules that should be followed while playing zOMG
particularly in the papa saw boss
Rule #1
Listen to your team, if they think you're doing something wrong, you probably are. And if you don't listen to them, they'll hate you; they might not kick you, but they'll hate you. In general, don't make them repeat themselves.
Rule #2
Wait till everyone is in the room to start the boss. It's fine if you made a mistake, just don't make that mistake again, and again, and again.
Rule #3
Wait till everyone is at the same place when you start buffing. That way everyone gets the buffs at the same time, and everyone is protected and you don't have to waste the energy to buff all over again.
Rule #4
Don't rebuff if you're just going to do a bunch of rank ones. You buff once and you're good for the rest of boss. Only rebuff if you're using higher rage than the last buff. If you rebuff with lower rage, then you just screwed everyone over.
Rule #5
If you're tired, sit down once it's safe. We appreciate the intensity, but no one wants to save you when you don't have the energy to heal yourself.
Rule #6
If your team is dazed, defib someone else who has defib so that they can help you. If you don't do this then your team WILL die, and they will hate you.
Rule #7
Tell people when you're brbing, afking, or just leaving. Common courtesy. (I'm guilty of this when my mom walks in the room...)
Rule #8
Try not to use rings that disperse crowds, dervish is fine, but scaredy cat and high rage hive? No. You want to keep them all in the same place so that at team member with dervish, or fire rain (every other person on zOMG WILL have one of these) can get them all at once. Makes it a lot easier.
Rule #9
First kill papa saw's lackeys, then kill papa saw, you get more gold.
Rule #10
And the most annoying and most common rule broken is: In papa saw, STAY IN THE CORNER, so that whoever's got dervish, or fire rain can get them all in one hit and so that the healer can keep you alive! Why are you somewhere else!? Why? Do you have space issues? You want to stand out from the crowd? It's fine if you make a mistake and end up wandering off, but then you some back! There is NO LEGITIMATE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD BE ANYWHERE ELSE.
Thank you for your time.
