Hmm...Axel or not to Axel, that is the question...
Axel: *sigh* I'm already here, I might as well say "Hot~".
Oh, good good.^^ But why do you say it as if it was a bad thing...?:[
Axel: Well for starters, you forced me into employment under you cause you kidnaped Roxas. *glare*
Oh yeah...
Axel: And you draged me into your sick fanfic where I was sexually frustrated. *glare*
Well, yeah, but...
Axel: No wait, I'm NOT even done yet! You took my hell wheels...
:]
Axel: Chained me to a poll with boring Zexion...
But he needed someone with spunk around him! Plus Dem Dm was busy at band practice.
Axel: Shoved me in a pond...
You triped. >_>
Axel: And let's not forget the time you made me make you a sandwich and we ran out of bread.....
Hey! I wanted food! :[
Axel: *glare*
...Does this make you my b***h?
Axel:....I guess. A slaves more like it with the way you treat me....
Aww~ Don't say that! *hugs*
Yep.^^
Axel:....Mind getting off of me?
But your so warm~
Axel: I know I'm raither hot. *smirk*
*giggle*
Uh, we kinda got off topic...aren't we supposed to be writing a story together...?
...Oh yeah!
...
...
Axel: You forgot what the story was about, didn't you?
Me:...er....Well, you see...
Axel: Don't Demyx yourself out of this one. Admit it.
Yeah....:[
Beard guy gave him a key.....
Then I had to go to sleep because it was 10 in the morning and I was about to drop dead since I was reading a fanfic ALL night...>_>
*Zexion makes a great vampire and I love hoe Dem-dem's like "Twilight's not THAT bad..." and then Zexy like "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT VAMPIRES CAN LIVE OFF ANIMALS WITHOUT DYING LATER AND WE DO NOT SPARKLE YOU IDIOT!"*
okay,
1) YAAAAY! Sexy Zexy vampyre.
2) I've written a paragraph but am totally lost on what to write next. I know what I want to happen. I want Lui to stop him, but I have no idea what to have him say...
3) I love that chapter.
*punchs Axel*
Axel:What the hell was that for!?
It's the signal for you to say it.^^
Axel:....Your kidding right? It hurts!
So, deal with it and say it. Or I'll 'signal' you again. *revenge for Zexy too...*
Axel: Fine. Hot~
OH! The card system sucked! I got to play once and totally died,like, twelve times against oogie boogie!
Well, Siax's element is *The moon* so --->werewolf moon<---- It just works, I guess.
...Yeah. I keep dying agenst the monster in Wonderland...*but I got to fight Axel!!! xD*
*cough cough* Anyway!
Hmmm, it kinda makes me wonder what sort of a vampire he would make...Axel! Turn him!
Axel:...Nope! I'm a human, can't do that.
>_> Right....your too lame to be a vampire...
Axel: 0_o I AM TOO AWSOME ENOUGH TO BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE!!!! *flames*
Gahhhhhh!!!! Okay! Okay! Don't hurt me....T-T
(If you get Axel I want my own! Uh....ROXAS!)
Roxas: Lawl...?
Yes, that's how it goes. *Devious smile*
Awww...Roxy's gonna be your thread slave!
...
Oh wait...0_o
Axel: R-Roxas...y-you...*glomps* Roxy~ It's been so horrable without you! Hearts is a b***h...
HEY!!!! >_>
Axel:...and I though she traped you in the closest with creepy Vexen and the pink haired whore! *picks up in a bear hug*
...
I'll get the leash.
...That sounds kool.^^
Roxas: Axel! S-Save me! This chick-or whatever- is so much worse than the pink haired whore!
Hey now, we don't want you saying too much, now do we?
Roxas: Save me.
*Elbows him*
Doshdano! ( I know how to say what in Japanese! XD)
Roxas:*Sniff* L-Lawl.
Axel:...We WILL get out of this Roxas, you and me.
Awwww~~~~~ Now you have to say it.^^
Axel:...No.
Now, now...Don't make me bring out the bucket.^^
Axel: Bucket? That's new.
So say it.
Axel: *sigh* Hot~
Hehehehehe...xD
Axel: *whispers* At least you don't have to say that....though when you say lawl....*smirk*
*Slaps Roxas' arm*
Roxas: Ouch.*Sob* Laawl!
Hee hee.
Axel: :] My Roxy's so cute when we uses text talk.
...Good to know...*******
Axel:*grabs Roxas' arm and drags to other side of room*So, you gonna form a plan, or shall I?
That comic--FREAKING AMAZING. Marluxia was a cow. A COW! It was just awesome. Just just awesome. And awesome. It's giving me ideas...ROXAS!
Roxas: Axel save me!!
*Drags him out*
Roxas: What do you waaant!
Tell the nice lady what you were doing earlier.*Smiles*
Roxas: N-NO! *Blushes*
I'll do it then...
Roxas: NO!
Say it.
Roxas: I-I was cosplaying.
What kind?
Roxas: Harry Potter.
Theeen?
Roxas: Gothic lolita.
And what do you have to say to that?
Roxas: L-lawl. *Sob*(I really was)
Axel:H-Harry Potter and G-gothic lolita...*nose bleed*
*Slaps Roxas*
Roxas: THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK HERE!
Say it ANYWAY!
Roxas: Lawl.
Our relationship is a little more abusive...
Roxas:H-Help me...
Axel: *fumming* Stop. Hurting. My. Roxy! THAT'S MY JOB!!!! ;_;
...Our is a more blackmail plot....though you own my blackmail...so now it's just a sence of carrot and stick.^^
Axel:...What?
Carrot~ *gives Axel a box matches* ans Stick~ *kicks in the shin*
Axel: GAH!!! WHAT THE HELL XOII!
Call me Hearts slave!!!
Axel: *whimper*
See, it works.^^
Roxas: AXEL!
Let it be, Roxas. Let it be. *Puts hand on his shoulder* Just let it be.
Roxas: *Sobs*
Don't you just love mentaly tourtureing our slaves with the other.
Axel:R-Rox...Aww, man. Don't cry kid!
*sigh* I don't think that calling him a kid will make him feel better....Now go get me a soda...amd one for the friend. Make it snappy. Unless you want another stick...
Axel: *glare* Fine.
Roxas: I-I'll try....For you, Axel.
Such a sap. Oh man, we're so harsh. *Slaps Roxas' arm*
Roxas: Lawl....
I know!^^
But hey, Roxy! At least your aren't in the closest anymore!
Even though I might bring Saix out to turn him into a vampire and he'll become extreamly pissed and...eat you or whatever.^^
But this is the life.
Axel: Your drink...>_>
Thanks~ *drinks* Poisen, just how I like it.^^
Axel: *shock*
*gives Axel handcuffs* Here's your carrot for being such a good boy.^^
Axel:....Fine by me. :]
...Whatcha gonna do with them?
Axel: Well~~ *smirks at Roxas*
Once upon a time there lived a pink haired sexual deviant who liked to make sexy time with quite a few people. At a time.
*Slaps Roxas' arm*
Roxas: Lawl.
HELLZ. YES.
And you know what I think it calls for...
*kicks Axel*
Axel: Ouch! Goddman that hurt! Got if ******** memorized!
Such bad languge....*kicks again*
Axel: *falls* Hot....*pain*
Fun.^^
I just don't know what to do. I'll think later, right now my brain needs to be mush.
Roxas: Heh, lawl.
>.>
Roxas: *Whistles*
Axel:*glares*
....So, uh....You forgot yesterdays carrot didn't you?
Axel: *smirk* No, I have it right here. *holds out handcuffs*
...Do you know what I'm thinking.....
Axel:....*nods and handcuffs self to Roxas* Heh-Hey Roxy~
....
Not what I had in mind.>_>
ROXAS IS KIRA!? HJOLY FAQQQQ!!!
Roxas: A-Axel...this is embarrassing...
YES!
Because....Axel wears more eyeliner...not as much as Zex...but you get the point.^^
Axel: Heh...*grabs Roxas chin and tilts it up* I don't see anything wrong with it. *smirk*
...
It's okay Roxas...I have the key...
But, er, I'ma not going to use it.^^
Roxas: WhAAAAAA! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!
No. Get the camera.
YES!!!!!
Axel:Aww, Rox. Your hurting my FEELINGS!!!! *scary flames*
...0_o
OHHEMGEE! He can CONSTANTLY be saying that he's a philosopher and stuff. I can totally imagine...
Demyx: So, you're a philosopher?
Luxord: That is correct...
Demyx: Sooo you're from Harry Potter?
Luxord: Pardon?
Demyx: You know! Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone!
Axel: Dem, that's Sorcerer's Stone.
Luxord: In the original British version it's Philosopher's stone. I hate to admit it, but Demyx is right.
Demyx: I AM! WOOO! THAT'S ONE IN A ROW!
I dunno...Just ranting really. I slapped Cedric's arm and forced him to say lawl. It was awesome.*Slaps Roxas' arm*
Roxas: LAWL GODDAMMIT!
Axel: Roxy! Such a poty mouth!
And yet you can cuss whenever you want...?&_>
Axel: Yes, got it ******** memorized?
....;-;
Dude......Roxas model......COSPLAYSSSSS!!!
Roxas Potter....I can see it now.
Roxas: GOD NO! NOT AGAIN!
Axel: Hot~~~
....Axel, do you have a thing for boys under 18?
Axel:...Maybe. *shrug* So?
....Nevermind.
Oh yes.^^
And now for an icon talk with Axel!
Hey Ax, did you hear that people think that your totally screwing Roxas?
Yep, it's all over the internet.^^
Heehee.^^
Nope~
So, anyway. Any more ideas?
I have quite a few questions for you...
1) Are you busy?
2) Can you possibly have two people come over?
3) What are you writing?
4) Do you have any more ideas for the video?
5) I have hair gel, should I bring it?
6) How're you handling costumes?
I think you know why. (:<
Don't say such harsh words, Roxy!!
Ok...
1)No...>_>
2) I don't think mom would mind, she's out with a buddy.
3) A horror fanfic.^^
4) Er....I had one like 5 minutes ago...but I lost it...
5) Yes, hairgel=luff
6)....Well...it depends on what you mean...
Awww...Roxy, your hurting Axel's feelings.
He's in Zexy emo courner becauseof you. :[
Roxas: Axel! Come out, I didn't mean it. I'm mad at HER not you!
Axel:*huddleing in the courner* But you said ou hated me. *sad face*
Wow, not even I hurt him that much. Shame on you Roxas....
Roxas: When did I say that...?
Axel:....*points up* We have it written down, Rox. You can't lie. *frown*
"My hate grows"? That's about me.
Axel: It was?!?! And you knew this whole time, heatrs?!?!?
What can I say, I luff whatching you being emo.^^
Axel: *growl*
Hey, you sound kinda like Saix when you do that.^^
Thank you. I love it too. I like yours too. "..." May all your dreams come true" *Slaps* Roxas: lawl....>.>
*kicks Axel*
Axel: Goddamn you! Hot~
Hee hee hee!
Axel:...
You have nothing tosay about that?
Axel:...Nope~ No one thing.
FINE!
LADDIES AND....LADDIES! I persent to you, my newist thread slave!
Meet....*picks a random closet*
Xemnas: Oh thank Kingdom hea-
*shuts closet* No. Let's try agan! *opens anouther one*
Ciel: No. *shuts door*
*sigh* He's yours for the taking....
*Slaps*
Roxas: Lawl. Why am I used to this.
Do I get Sebby? I want Sebby? (Dude, Grell= "Fail" thread slave)
*opens closet*
Sebastian: Hello, young master....You're not Ciel.
NOPE! YOU get to say, "Indeed" 'kay?
Sebastian: W-What?
SAY IT! *Slaps*
Sebastian: I-INDEED!
Yay~~~~
FINE! If you get Sebby, I get the young master....
Ciel: No. >_>
Aww~ Come on! You just have to say "Puppy~" everytime I want you to.^^
Ciel: Never. >_>
....Don't make me burn your pillow....
Ciel: WHAT? GrrrrrFINE! *shoryta pout*
Good. Now say it. Use a smile.^^
Ciel: *sigh* Puppy~
And Axel.^^
Axel: Hot~
Yay~~~~~
Sebastian: Y-Young master!
Ah-Ah-Ah, I'm your master now.
Ciel: Sebastian....*takes off eye patch* Distroy them. Do it now!'
Awwww~ That's mean. :[ Your full of more teenage angst then Roxas!
Me:
Do you like pot?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Do you belive in the XemSai theory?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Hells yes! They are perfect for eachother.
So, uh, 1.
Sebastian: Y-YES, MY LOOOOOOOO
Madi: >.> what was that?
I'll take care of it.^^ *gags Ciel*
Ciel: *muffle sounds* Muff muf mummmfff!
I'll take it off when you don't plan on kiling us.^^
Sebastain: Young master!
>.> Sebastain, I want you to go and fetch me and my friend here some lemonade. And make it snappy.
2.
Me:
Look.
God:
My eye is not attached at the moment.
Me:
Well get it on!
God:
Where should I get it on?
1)
Extra ice please Sebby-chan.^^ Or the angsty teenager gets it.^^
Ciel: Mmmmuf!
2)
Get it on back of your car! xP
Sebastian: Y-YES! *Runs to get the lemonade*
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
"You are excused"
God:
Are you serious? That is a generalization.
Me:
Whatever, god. Whatever.
God:
GOD rules. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no, I don't care.
God:
It sounded like it. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about Hati!
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like White.
Me:
Well, yeah after that earthquake... And that is a racist.
God:
How about that. Yay. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? A racist is a terrible thing to waste.
*He brings the lemonade back* Sebastian: I hope this is to your liking.
Thanks Sebby! *takes sip of lemonade* Could have added a bit more suger.^^
Ciel: *shorty pout*
Sebastian: Would you like for me to add some more sugar, madam?
Ah, he's such a good thread slave.
Yes please~~~ *holds out glass*
He's the best thread slave ever!
Axel: I though I was the best thread slave ever! I CAME FIRST!!!
Yes, and I do love you. But you are no demon butlar.^^
Axel: .....But I'm a pyro!
*sigh* Good times....
*Sebastian takes your drink to get it sweetened* Ah, I love thread slaves.
Yes.^^
*takes anouther sip*
Whoever came up with this idea was brillant!
Axel: *whispers to Demyx who came via portal thing that I can't spell* Do you think he can burn?
Demyx: Dunno...But if he doesn't and he starts chaseing you and his clouthes are still on fire...I'm not putting him out. 0_o
Axel:....>_>
Demyx: Awwww! Don't give me THAT look. *pouts*
Axel: Demyx...you suck.
Demyx: That's just rude! You don't treat Roxas like that! *pouts some more*
Ciel: *glare*
I do believe that was you, dahling.
Sebastian: *Brings back drink* I hope it is sweet enough now.
Come out.
Unknown: No.
Come on!
Unknown: No. I feel silly.
You'll get used to it.
Uknown: *Sigh* Fine *Steps out and it's
PIKACHU!*
Pikachu: Fine, happy now?
Yes.
Sebastian: What in the--?
Pikachu: Not a word, pretty boy. >.>
Heehee.^^ I luff you Sebby~
Axel and Demyx: HUH???!!!!??!?!?!?
Ciel: Mmmmm?
Yesh~~~~^^
Demyx: Heh heh, you know with all that stadic comeing off of him, you'd think he'd be like Larx's ideal pet, huh?
Axel:....Your right! But then she'd make our life a liveing hell...more so then it is now. We should probably not mention this to her...
Demyx: Right~
Ciel: *still gagged* My ate mu. >_>
Pikachu: Go to bed. You're going to school tomorrow no matter how tired you are.
Sebatian: I concur, do you concur? I concur.
Yeah! I...concur..
Fine! But if I act like a b***h and none of you want to be my bus buddies anymore, it's your fault! D:
Axel: But you are a b***h to me....
SHUT UP!
Demyx: *hides behind Ciel*
Ciel: *annoyed*
Pikachu: I don't ride the bus. I get where I'm going via Lapras...
Sebastian: I have a special transportation method.
I use my mom.....
SO it doesn't matter! GO TO BEEEED! Me:
How torn I be between thee and thy sexy Zexy!
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
What is it to you?
Me:
Do you loveth me?
God:
Yes I try to loveth you as often as possible, do you?
Me:
Would you spend all of eternity along my side?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to spend all of eternity along your side.
Me:
What!?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I hate you!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Nothing, you just insulted my! Come hither so I can rip off your nose you ungodly b*****d!
God:
Really nothing? Where is hither so you can rip off my nose me ungodly b*****d ?
Awww, but how sure are you sure that I'll sleep, no?
Axel: You make no sence.
*glare*
Demyx: Er...why is this guy tied in the mouth area?
....dunno. You want him?
Demyx: EH?!?!
Yeah, you want to hang out with an angst filled teen like how Axel hangs out with Roxas?
Axel: He sure is angsty...>_>
Demyx: I dunno.....I have Zexy for that.
...But he's not a teenager.
Demyx: Your right!
Ciel: Mehhhh!?!?!?
So~ What didya think?
happy thoughts
Dirty happy thoughts or just happy thoughts?
*Yes, I'ma pervert*
Ifeth thou count thine sexy Zexy clad in sparkly silver leotard-suit dirty, then yes. If you count thou sexy Zexy hanging from a swing on the ceiling dirty, then hell yes.
Hark! Thou be thinkith dirty thoughts then! Thou sexy Zexy and thou Roxas in sparkaly leotard-things often lead thy to dirty thoughts too....Agreeth Axel?
Axel:....Yes?
Sebastian, agreeth?
Sebastain: Indeed.
He knows how thou doeh it.
He doesth.^^
Demyx, do you agreeth?
Demyx:Er...Yesth! ....Where is thou sexy Zexy anyway....? *looks around* ZEXYYYY~~~~ Where do you be-th?
Ciel?
Ciel: *glare and is still tied up*
Does thou Roxas agreeith?
ROXAS! Doth agreeth?
Roxas: No he dothent!
ROXAS! !5 lashings!
Roxas: That's not as bad as you usually do!
Roxas, thee doth not allow thou to speakeh in such a manor. Sebastian, speak-eth-ing lessons!
Sebastian: As thou wish-eth. Fair Roxas, thou endeth almost every word with 'eth' Say 'thou' not 'you' ........
Axel: *pokes Nobody* Can-th I steal Roxas?
Ciel: Mmmmm!!!!!!! *struggles*
*kicks*
Demyx: Nooo!!!! Violence be-th bad! *cuddles Ciel*
Ciel: *death glare*
Demyx: :]
If-eth there be thy video camera whilst thou out and about than thou is permitted with chaperon. Without and nay!
Roxas: Don't I get a say!?
Sebastian: Lessons!
Roxas: *Sigh* Don't-eh thy get a say-eth!?
Axel: Well...kinky, but I shall dealth! Come alongth Roxas! *grabs Roxas and goes to icecream store* Thy's paying. *wink*
....What?!?!?! NO TRYING TO GET INTO HIS PANTS?
Axel: Not till there be-ith a video camera. :]
Demyx: Your no fun...:[
Ciel: *eyeroll*
Demyx: I want my Zexy!!!!! *cries*
Ciel: *eyes widen* MMMMMMMMUUUFFFFF!!!!!
Where beist thy sexy Zexy!?
Sebastian: He beith sleeping doth the high tower in thist deep and dark woods due east.
I smell a quest! FAIR KNIGHT *Points to Ciel* GO AND RETRIEVE THY SEXY ZEXY!
Demyx: ...A quest~? *whining* I don't wanta!
*unties Ciel*
Ciel: *coughs* Never do that again. *glare*
Come on! Don't be so mean, we're going on a quest to find an emo kid.^^
Ciel: No.
I comand you!
Ciel:....Only if Sebastian comes with me.
We're ALL comeing with you.^^ Even Roxy and Axel will catch up...after their date.^^
Ciel: *sigh* Fine.
Demyx: *pouts* Only for Zexy.
:] Let's go on a quest! Yay~
Pikachu: DOTH THOU SPEAKITH.......QUEST! THEE WILL SHOWETH THOU THE WAY! DOTH FOLLOW THEE!
Ah, thou Sit Pika, doth show the way to thine sexy Zexy.
Yay! *grabs all thread slaves togeather* Let's go!
Lead the way Pika!
Demyx: I'm coming Zexy! I'll save you!
Ciel: Shut up. Your giveing me a headache.
Demyx: *starts playing a hikeing song on sitar* She'll be comeing around the mountain when she comes~~~~~~~<3
Ciel: *annoyed sigh*
Sir Pika: THY FAIR MAIDEN BE-ETH IN THY TOWER OVER YONDER!
Zexion: Oh...s**t (eth)..
Demyx: ZEXYYYYYY!!!! We came-eth to save you!!!!! *glomps Zexion*
It's love.^^
Ciel: *pant* I...am NEVER...doing that...again!
Zexion: But I do not WISH to be be SAVED!
Sebastaian, lessons!
Sebastain: As thy wish-eth! FAIR SEXY SEXY, TOU MUSTN'T SPEAK-ETH SO COMMONLY, OR THOU WILIST BE SMITED BY THE HAND OF GOD ALMIGHTY--MEANING-ETH CIEL PHANTOMHIVE!
Sir Pika: Thy stand-eth back, thee, as a knight, bear a duty to save thy fair maiden! EVEN IF THY IS MALE!
Demyx: Wha-wha-WHA!!!!??? *clings to Zexion* I thought you lovedeth me!
Ciel: Love is a passive emotion. I don't feel anymore....
Wow, depressing. :[
Sir Pika: Hark!Thy fair sexy Zexy haveth been rescused! Thee must now leave-eth tou, presently. Thee willist return post haste, but alas, more maidens await rescuing! *Poofs away*
AHHH! HE'S SO ROMANTIC!
Sebastain: Indeed.
