Xigbar Perspective:
Hey... I'm gonna take a bit to explain what things are like (13 things, to be exact) in Castle Oblivion in The World That Never Was.... Xemnas named it all. Go figure. And I'll try not to ramble. Ramble? As if...
Number 1: Xemnas, Mansex, Sexman, Superior.... Whatever. He's the big banana in the whole damn thing, and quite frankly, not to cheery to be around.... With Lexaeus, aparently.
Number 2: Yours truly. Im with Zexion. 'Nuff said.
Number 3: Fuzz Face (Xaldin) does all the lady work around the castle, cooking, cleaning, etc. He's got the power of wind... Exspecially after we eat Mexican Food.
Number 4: Ice Princess Vexen... One scarey crack-pot of a dude, I'll tell you that. He takes everything seriously. On top of the list is his relationship with Marluxia...
Number 5: Lexaeus..... RockHead. He's silent and deadly... like a fart, but ont tell him i said that! He's with Xemnas, and i aplaud him for topping in that relationship. Actually, not surprising, condering he's a [******** giant.
Number 6: My Sexy Zexy. He wields te Lexicon, an let me tell you, that one hella scary book. Its worse than Twilight! He can be a bit emo sometime, but i can always cheer him up. How?........ Do you really want to know?
Number 7: "Puppy", X-Face... Saix. He's quiet too, and would be damn scarey if e had emotions, being a beserker and all. And he's with Demyx, wo calls him "puppy".... come to think of it, does that means he likes "Doggy Style".......?
Number 8: Axel. Hot Headed, wit a fetish for Sea Salt Ice Cream and Roxas. He's a good bud, a fun to pull shenanigins with. I dont like the ice cream though, It reminds me of Vexen. And then of course I cant lick it...
Number 9: Demyx. Lil' Mullet Boy seems to like pestering me and Saix, though Saix enjoys it.... Same cant be said for me. He's hyper, loud, and like a little, LITTLE kid.
Number 10: Luxord, the Gambler of Fates. One of my best buds. I try not to play poker with him, not only do i have a horrible Poker-Face, but i always lose. Even more so in Strip-Poker, which I have yet convinced Zexion to take part in. (Damnit) He's also the one who urges me to drink! But my strong will can never be broken.... sometimes...
Number 11: Marluxia... Pinky. He's got something about pink, and it creeps me out how he can still be so damn manly. Which leaves the question: Is he on top or is Vexen?!
Number 12: Larxene. ONE SCARY b***h.
Number 13: The Key Blades Chosen One, Roxas. He's the new kid on the block, often teased, but deffended by Axel. Also like the Sea Salt Ice Cream.... Vexen-Pops.... *shiver*....
And I refuse to write about Xion, and I dont like Namine right now cause she draws.... "bad things".