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~I thout this was rofl so i hope you like it~
There were two woman waiting at the gates of heaven...

Woman1: How did you die?

Woman2: I froze to death.

Woman1: How horrible!

Woman2: Not realy after i stopped shivering it felt warm and i got sleepy. It was pretty pleasent. How 'bout you?

Woman1: I had a heart attack.

Woman2: Realy? What happened?

Woman1: Well, i was sure my husband was cheating on me so i came home early to catch him in the act. But i came home to see him sitting on the couch watching TV but i wasn't about to give up. I was sure she was hiding somwere in the house so i looked under beds again, behind funiture, under beds, in closets, in the shower, the garage, i looked everywhere but couldnt find her. So after all that running i had a heart attack.

~They just stare at each other for a few minutes and finaly~

Woman2: Well, we both would of lived if you'd of looked in the freezer.


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