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My Grandma Ate Half My Muffin! |
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Me: *opens up my lunch and take out a half eaten muffin* Aw, come on! My grandma ate half my muffin!
The BTT: start laughing uncontrollably*
Me: What?! It isn't funny, dammit! She friggen ATE half my damn muffin!
BTT: *laugh harder*
France: *in between laughs* Can I have some, too? ; )
Spain: *glares and shoves France off the bench we're all on*
Me: *ignores what just happened* Hell no! This is my lunch!
Spain: That's all you have, Roma? Here, I'll share with you~!
Me: *gets up and sits next to him, occupying the space where France was before* Thanks... crying All I have is half a muffin, some dried up fruits, and nut balls... *looks at Spain, who's desperately trying not to laugh* You alright?
Spain: S-Si~! I'm perfectly fine! *grins*
Me: *looks at the muffin in my hand, shrugs, and gives it to Spain* Here. You can eat it, since you're sharing your lunch with me.
Prussia: Damn, Spain! You sure work fast, don't you? You get to eat her muffin and you two aren't even going out!
France: *dieing on the ground, not even trying to get back up since I listed my lunch*
Spain: *turns beet red* S-silencio, you idiot!
Me: Ok, you guys are weird. What's so great about Spain eating my muffin? I've given some to Italy and England before, too.
France: I didn't know you swung that way, Roma~ ; )
Me: ??? Ok, what the HELL are you smoking, b*****d?
Spain: Oh GOD... *buries his head in his hands*
Me: ... I'm just going to eat my fruits now and wait for some shred of intelligence to return to your brains.
Prussia: What did those poor gay guys ever do to you?!
France and Spain: *burst into giggles again*
Me: *rolls eyes* Real mature, Prussia... *sees China* Hey, China! I brought those nut balls you like so much! Just be sure to suck on them a little before you bite down on them so you don't hurt your teeth!
Spain: *pulls me into his lap and covers my mouth* Roma, please stop talking and eat. I don't know how much more of your innocent self being inadvertently perverted before I have to educate you on what you're saying...
France: *grins pervertedly* And with his level of self-control, who KNOWS what that'll lead t- *find Spain shoe hitting him in the head* Ow!
Me: *settles into his lap, much to his surprise* What the ** are you guys talking about?!
Prussia: *sits down across from us* Well, you see...
Spain: *sighs* If you're going to tell her, make it quick and painless, please.
Prussia: *nods* Muffin is slang for **, fruit means gay guy, and nut balls... Well, that's self explanatory.
Me: *stares, then looks up at Spain* So... When I told you you could eat my muffin... I was basically saying you could...
Spain: *turns redder and nods* Uh... Y-yeah...
Me: *strangely calm about this* You're going to have to marry me first for that, b*****d.
Spain: *smirks, a mischievous glint in his eyes* Is that an invitation~?
Me: *turns red as well* F-** you!
Spain: I thought you said we'd have to get married first, Roma~
France and Prussia: *back to dying of laughter*
Me: T.T I hate you so much!
Spain: Aw, you don't mean that... *kisses the side of my head* Besides, I can wait~!
Me: Hmph. You'd better, b*****d.
Spain: *stares at me*
Me: O//////O THAT CAME OUT WRONG!
Spain: *hugs me while laughing* Aw, you confessed~! I'm so happy, mi Roma~!
China: *watching with a smile, but then looks beyond us* ... Is that Japan?
All of us: *look to see him with a camcorder, a smile on his face as he records us*
Me: **! Japan, turn that damn thing OFF before I kick you in your vital regions! *tries to leap up, but Spain keeps me anchored*
Prussia: Run, dude, run! Before Spain gets kicked and she goes after yoooooou!
((I got too lazy to do the different colors. I might come back and redo them someday... Pfft, yeah right.))
 DulledShining · Wed Nov 24, 2010 @ 12:59am · 1 Comments |
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