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Lord GaGa
My cousin is obsessed with Lady GaGa heart . He says that he wants to marry her. Mind you he is 4 and a half. The today he told me he wanted to marry her and I said "Then who would you be? Lord GaGa or Gentleman GaGa?" to which he replied "The gentleman Lord GaGa!" So loudly that my other cousin (his younger sister Olivia) woke up. Normally she's very quiet but today she was just a handful and a half. When I went into her rooom to pick her up she looked like this: crying . I take her over to her changing table and she has "The Runs". I change her -ew- poop diaper and fed her some lunch. Then I turned on the TV and plopped her down in her Jack Jump Up -or whatever the thing is that you hook to the threshold- and go get Owen aka Gentleman Lord GaGa. He felt guilty and looked like his younger sister aka crying . I put him in his room and told him to clean up his toys and that it was "A-Oh-Kay". I got Olivia and carried her back to her soft pink walled room. I sat in the pink rocking chair which had yellow and baby blue bunnies on the front. I rocked Olivia back to sleep which took about 4 minutes then I placed her in her soft pink crib. I kissed my cute 13 month old baby cousin on the forehead, turned on her sound machine from which the soft and camming sound of a heartbeat soon came from, and silently closed her white door. I slipped inside Owen's room he put the last little green amry man inside his toy trunk as I walked in. "Hi" he said gloomily. I bent down and hugged him. Whispering comforting words like "it's fine" and " It's not your fault". I tucked him into his boat shaped bed. I tucked him in with his fave toy (a plush panda bear his dad Chris won for him) and I opened up his fave story which is Where The Wild Things Are and I began to read. About halfway through the story I heard his soft snoring. I closed the book, put it on his small bookshelf, kissed him on his forehead, pulled his sailboat covered blanket up t his chest, closed his curtains so the room was very dark, and slipped out. I turned on the TV and started watching Vampire Diaries. Later (20 mintes to be exact) when I was cleaning off the table from Olivia's lunch and Owen's lunch (which was before he picked up his new nickname) my aunt Keri comes in looking like this: scream so ofcourse my uncle Chris looks like this: gonk . I look like this: confused while I explain the story at the end of that my aunt looks like this: redface and my uncle like this: sweatdrop . Then I slip on my sunglasses and walk to the door and open it. I turn around and look cool (like this: cool ) then I walk out and close the door. As I pass Olivia's room on their one story house I hear a cute laugh ( 4laugh ). As I reach the driveway which is right next to Owen's room I hear a sound like someone sticking out their tongue (like this: dramallama ). I imagined my uncle like this: burning_eyes and my aunt like this: wahmbulance scream scream wahmbulance . I snuck back to my house like a ninja ninja ninja and eat the lunch of kings and queens (a wawa milkshake and a bowl of steming hot macaroni and cheese).
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