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Chain letters #2
THIS IS VERY COOL! TRY IT AND DON'T CHEAT! The
> Dalai Lama said read it
> to
> see if it works for you and I will tell you
> PERSONALITY TEST
>
> Very interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers
> will surprise
> you....
> Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is
> like a parachute it
> works best when it is opened.
>
> This is fun to do, but you have to follow the
> instructions very closely.
>
> Do not cheat.
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> MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!
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> Warning! Answer the questions as you go along..
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> There are only four questions and if you see them
> all before finishing
> you
> will not have! honest results. Go down slowly and
> do each exercise as
> you
> scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and
> paper to write your
> answers
> as you go along..You will need it at the end.
>
> This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you
> a lot about your
> true
> self..
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> Put the following 5 animals in the order of your
> preference.
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> a. Cow
> b. Tiger
> c. Sheep
> d. Horse
> e. Pig
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> Write one word that describes each one of the
> following:
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> a. Dog
> b. Cat
> c. Rat
> d. Coffee
> e. Sea
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> Think of someone (who also knows you and is
> important to you) that you
> can
> relate them to the following colors. (Please do not
> repeat your answer
> twice. Name just one person for each color.)
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> a. Yellow
> b. Orange
> c. Red
> d. White
> e. Green
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> Finally,write down your favorite number and your
> favorite day of the
> week..
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> ?Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what
> you REALLY feel...
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> Last chance...
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> Look at the interpretations below, But first before
> continuing, repeat
> your
> wish.
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> This will define your priorities in your life.
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> Cow: Signifies CAREER
> Tiger: Signifies PRIDE
> Sheep: Signifies LOVE
> Horse: Signifies FAMILY
> Pig: Signifies MONEY
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> Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN
> PERSONALITY.
> Your description of cat implies the personality of
> your partner.
> Your description of rat implies the personality of
> your enemies.
> Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
> Your description of the Sea implies your own life.
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> Yellow: Someone you will never forget
> Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
> Red: Someone that you really love
> White: Your twin soul
> Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest
> of yourlife.
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> You have to send this message to as any persons as
> your favorite number
> and
> your wish will come true on the day that you put.
>
> This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the
> milenium just take a few
> seconds to read it and think. Do not put away this
> message, the mantra
> will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours.
> You will have a
> very
> pleasant surprise.
>
> "If at any time you do not receive the smile you
> were expecting, be
> generous and give that person a smile. Because
> nobody has as much
> necessity
> of a smile than the person that does not know how to
> smile at others."
OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose
which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo’s:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to
be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You
are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their
children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack
imagination, but that’s ok, not to worry, you’re normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re
very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the
point of being a**l retentive and irritating to others. Stay out
of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverish Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.
You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium
and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like
to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call
a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always
able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of
your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,
behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,
and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But
that’s ok, you don’t care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional
medical help – immediately.
10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy
about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.
You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There’s just no
pleasing you.
WHAT AM I????
THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8
INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE
OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE
THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL
LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT
LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE
FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT
IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE
RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY
OWN…………….TOOTHBRUSH……… what were you thinking? You
PERVERT!
send this message to ten of your most perverted friends or else…
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