France: Hey, England, handshake!
England: *sighs and goes to shake his hand*
France: I'm the orgasmic handshake guy! *starts making really ******** creepy noises*
England: *deadpans* It's not fair unless it's mutual though.
Me and Italy: ??? Why's he making those noises?
Germany and Spain: *start choking on their food*
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Me: Hey Prussia. I've got a question. Where do babies come from?
Germany *spit takes*
Prussia: ... Paris.
Me: Oh. ... IT'S SO TRUE! THOSE FRENCH ********! biggrin
Prussia and Spain: XDDD
France: *pouts and crosses his arms* So mean, Roma...
Me: And I bet that's where STDs come from, too!
France: Ok, I resent that!
Me: Shut up, France. I don't care if you resent it or not; it's probably true, anyway.
America: Romano, have I ever told you how much I love you for your weird sense of humor? Cause I really should've by now.
 DulledShining · Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 12:41am · 2 Comments |
