Happy Birthday!
Today just so happens to be the thirteenth year since you were born.
Of course, this means you can go and get your VERY FIRST HOMÉMON!
But everyone knows that. there's no need to remind you of this.
What is your name?
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Your name is ANDREW. You have a variety of INTERESTS, including DRAWING WEB COMICS. Your most popular, HOMESTUCK, was updated not too long ago. The others, however, are NOT YET COMPLETE and PROBABLY NEVER WILL BE. You enjoy to TORTURE YOUR AUDIENCE and put them through an EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.
What do you do?
xxx xxx Hussie: Torture readers more.