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Hmm sounds like a dream come true, you forgot the part where I am going to adopt a dinosaur and name it willered. yepp that’s right, then I will make it eat you and then bk will more than likely hang himself due to the fact that he is going to go into a deep depression and I’m going to stalk him every day and remind him that my dinosaur killed you. And but of course me and pervert dude are going to, what else is there to do. XD I feel bad for your kids, especially the one your are going to name Justine cause then she will have the name of a porn star. Poor little slutty girl. oh and I’m also going to have 13 cats, and I’m going to acquire some problem with my right leg and going to have to amputate it, so I’m going to be a prostitute with 13 cats and no right leg. Just the perfect life. Although it’s going to be sad that you’re dead, I shall have to kill the dinosaur. Okay so while me and pervert dude are making porn you are going to be living in a box with bk outside of burger king begging for french-fries to feed your 30 lizards.
Soon after that you find a lottery ticket lying around and end up winning 39 mill and by a mansion in Palm Beach while avoiding your step dad who is going to be begging for money because he can’t be in his band anymore, and everyone stopped going to him for computer service because we now have mind computers. Oh ya that’s right.
So after he dies of a random dinosaur eating him (psh I wonder how that happens) he gets cremated and put into a tree. Later that tree was burned down for being haunted.
after living in palm beach for 7 years you run out of money and end up a hobo on the street again, later you come to me with my millions of dollars from being a porn star and I let you live in my basement with your god knows how many kids, who I end up taking care of, soon I get tired of you and just buy you a house and you live there.

the first night of living there you have crazy monkey sex with bk when one of your kids walk in and thought that bk was hurting you so he stapled his lips shut and bit his toe off, which ended him up in anger management at the age of 4.
soon all your kids end up being a bunch of gang members and justine,ironically enough, ends up being a prostitute and gets aids, and dies from that 6 years later, that is when you get eaten by the dinosaur and bk ends up in a depression and kills himself. :3