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The following funnny stories are from my friend Nastasia, she's sooooo goofy!

There was this guy that goes to the doctor
"hey doc. i need...no i really want to get castrated."
the doctor looks at him funny
"R U sure?? Once u do this there is no going back!"
"yeah i'm sure!"
Ok but don't say i didn't warn u"
so the guys gets his opperation then while he is walking down the hospital hall he sees a guy walkin with the same limp as him
"you got the same operation as me?
"yeah can u imagine i'm 33 and just getting circumsized!"
"circumsized!? so thast what its called....!""OH ******** NOOOO!"
so the moral of the story is KNOW UR MEDICAL TERMS!! xp
ok second story-
There was this lil old lady who found a genies lamp and got two wishes
1) i want to be a beautiful yound princess
2) i want my cat to trun into a handsome young prince
Both wishes came true. She falls in love with the p***y Prince. he gazes deep into her eyes and says... "i bet u wish u didn't neuder me!"
the moral of the story.....don't neuder ur pets especailly ur cat cuz ya never know what can happen xd

Right so those were stories that my pal, Nas, told me about! anywayz its saturday and i'm stuck here at home watching over my lil sis (who bit me) she's cute when she's not pulling my hair or scratchin me, or droolin on me or spiting on me or hitting me or just basically annoying me! well at least i'll get to go to a party laterz, i can't wait finally some excitement around here, well thats about it Cya xp blaugh biggrin 3nodding