Last night (There will be alot of swearing)
OH MY GOD!!! There was a freakin earwig crawling up my leg! I screamed out "OH MY GOD!!!" I wacked that earwig off my leg, Then I looked around wildly for it. "Okay you little b*****d, where the hell are you?!" I went into the and got some paper. When I went back into my room, the little jerk was nowere to be found. "Okay, were are you, you little f@#$er!?" I didn't see the earwig again. But I did sleep out in the livingroom. Well, that's all.
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