so had dnd yesterday it was a blast too awhile to set up how ever.and in the begning people were on their phones alot so i did some rping. we started the campaign with getting to the ice witches castle. the door portcullis is made of ice and theres some wizard gaurds on other side keeping it summoned. the theive says
theif:let me check for traps
cleric:hey monk kick the door you know you want to
me:yes i do *kicks door [and promptly recives 16 points of damage and i started with 36]
me:in a daze with roller eyes that look dizzy
*theif does his thing and disarms trap wizard dos a shouting spell that only target can hear and dazes one of three guards. roll initiative im usually always last now isnt any diffrent i roll low everybody does great but since im melle me and pop the wheasle cant do anything but i do throw a shirikin and it misses of course we evently get the guards down no help from me lol*
*next scene is full of huts that look like kennels for dogs theres a dragon statue in the middle and some dog sleds the theive chekcs the staue for traps but its just ortimentle then everyone was on there phoen so the money aka ME goes to work i start opening all the kennels to investigate i fidn nothing in any but the third one i check*
me:*opens door*
dm:you hear a low menisinfg growling and see an intimating creature what do you do?
me:close the door
everyone laugh: whats the monkey done now? we were on phone.
icetroll:wacks the door down money make a acrobatics roll to not take damage and everyone roll initiative
everyone THANKS CHICHI/me
me:makes the saving throw
everyone:does an epic battle with the troll and i do the finching blow cus i was last in line WOOT FINALLY THE MOKEY GETS A BREAK LOOT EVERYTHING then on to the next room
dm:steam comes out o the room in the ice castle
me insteantly: STEEEEEEAM!? HOT DIGGITY DOG THERE MUST BE A HOT TUB OR HOT SPRING goes bariling in
everyone: NOOOOO LET THE THEIF CHECK FOR TRAPS or stealth there might be a dragon
me:a monkey can dream of hot tubs
DM: actually all you see IS a hot tub with many doors around the hotspring
me:goes in hot tub AWWWWW HAVNT HAD A BATH IN SO LONG
cleric:i attempt to drown the monkey
me:whats your strength score
cleric: i dont attempt to drown the monkey
me:thought so and splashes the cleric get in the waters great sides you stink
cleric gets in too while the boys search the room we soak they find a bathroom a locked door a door blocked on other side and 2 rooms with sleeping gaurds
cleric tries to get out but cant
I try to get out but cant
cleric stupud monkey you killed me
monkey:ive gotten out of worst scraps
cleric:ild rather you didnt
monkey:you rather i die?
cleric showing some concern for ones: i rather you not get INTO scraps
dm:roll initiative
*we both try to get ungrappled but fail the thing swings us around so dex and stregth are lowered luckly the cleric is a gin and can brreath under water i cant the wizards MONKEY fimilar casts a spell on me so i can breath water
wizard:my monkey is more effective then the monk monkey
me:lifts up hands under water and flip him off then i use ki points to kill the thing we escape and i say
i feel like calamari but the dm says its a water elemental shooot we cudigra the rest of the gaurds and find a key and thats the end of this session of dnd and thats how i almost killed my team mate by getting them to do what i do now theres human see what monkey do human no do
 redfoxgreeneyes13 · Sun Aug 25, 2024 @ 06:42pm · 0 Comments |
