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well, i'm about to leave for the dentists today, when my mom, who was sopost to drive, gets a call on her cell. I'm sitting on the couch, pissed i have to go get crap drilled into my mouth (my mouth arleady hurts just thinking about it, weird). My mom goes up stares to get her cell, and my brother and I start watching Myth Busters. All the sudden, my mom calls my brothers name we rush upstares. she says, "Call the dentists and tell them to cancel the opoinment" she hands him her "Personal" phone book of all of our personal phonenumbers so we don't have to bother with the real phone book. anyway, my brother says, "family emergensy?" (SP) and she says yes. my brother tells me to help him get the phone number. we go into my room, and he finds the num. first. he calls, and they say my appointment was till sept. 5. i'm thinking, "thank god". my brother hangs up. so, we wait for my mom to get off her cell, then i ask, "whats up" she says, and this is the story of what this whole thing is about: "Grandpa just got taken away by the abulence. they think he was bitten by fire ants (he lives in florida). He jumped into the pool, and then he went into the house. he sat down his chair, asked my grandma for water, then he passed out. she started hitting him and called 911, they said get him out of the chair, and we're sending an abulance, my grandma couldn't get him up because he's like 200lbs and she can't lift a fork. so she starts slapping him to wake up him up. he gets up, can't move, so the abulance comes, and (this is the funny part) My grandma calls my mom, encredibly upset, because he's in his swim- trunks, and she can't ride in the abulance." the funny part is that she's cring because he's in his swim trunks.
 Halfway_Down · Thu Aug 31, 2006 @ 07:42pm · 0 Comments |
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