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confused So poor Edward was very very hungary cuz Envy hadn't fed him in a month. And he was on his way to get some food(preferably Mc Donalds)and then he passed out in the middle of the street(i'm a pilot) where before he could be runover he was saved by Roy, because Roy enjoyed taking long walks at 2:00am. So Roy took poor Edward to the hospital(everyones always going to the hospital after they get kicked in the balls)(he didn't get kicked in the balls though) Once they were there, Roy called Eds mother(Riza). Riza was having problems of her own. She and Yor had broken up last night and she was not in a good mood(in other words she was drunk)(again)So it was Wrath who answered the phone making Roy very very worried because he thought Wrath was sleeping with much(much)older women. Once Wrath finally explained that him and Riza were not sleeping together, Roy told Wrath to get Riza to the hospital as soon as possible.
confused Ed was once again trying to confess his love for Roy. Roy was caught incredibly off guard especially when Ed kissed him(this happens to Roy a lot)(You know one time a man came up to Roy on the street and kissed him. As did a highschool girl. And a 3 year old. And Hughes)So unluckily for Riza, she happened to walk in when her adopted son was kissing her former boyfriend. She screamed very loudly, said "get well soon Ed" and walked out.
confused So for awhile everything was alright, except for the fact that Roy cheated on Hughes (well not really but kindof)and Wrath was once again depressed about not having a girlfriend. This was not helped that his brother(Alphonse) did have a girlfriend and liked to rub it in Wraths face. ninja So then Wrath decided to ask out Greeds other former roomate, Marta. Somehow, Riza and Doraschette found out about this, and decided to split them up by any means necassary. Riza wanted to break them up because she wanted Wrath to drive her home from the bars when she was drunk. Doraschette wasn't very good at this(the driving) because he was color blind and couldn't see the traffic lights properly. Doraschette wanted to break them up because he was tired of crashing his car, mostly into police cars.
confused And now I will tell you the horrible disturbing story of Envys father, Hohenheim. Hohenheim was a child molester. Started with his own son, and then spred from there. And so Envy was not at all happy when his father came to visit him. And Greed just didn't want to get locked in the hallway with the hobo again. Unfortunately, thats what happened. It's kindof what happened to Edward except Envy didn't have a frying pan. Poor Edward. It was also different because the hobo in the hallway had started eating beans, and he was farting. And he wasn't gopod smelling to begin with. Once the farting started, Greed couldn't take it anymore. He kicked down the door, and found out it was someone elses apartment and not his own. He apoligized to a very startled old lady and kicked down the door to his own apartment. He wasn't exactly sure what to do next. So he threw Hohenheim out the window, because he also smelled funny, he was also a hobo in his spare time, when he wasn't molesting innocent children.(And I think we found our bad guy.)
confused While Greed was trying to figure out what happened and why Envy was not wearing pants(ahhhhhhhh the horror)he got some cucumbers for them to eat. Yay cucumbers. And so Envy explained to Greed what a bad bad person Hoenheim was. He also explained there was a difference between cucumbers and strawberries. They were not eating cucumbers they were eating strawberries.
confused Elsewhere, Ed and Roy were cucumbers that they thought were strawberries.
talk2hand To Be Continued talk2hand
confused So poor Edward was very very hungary cuz Envy hadn't fed him in a month. And he was on his way to get some food(preferably Mc Donalds)and then he passed out in the middle of the street(i'm a pilot) where before he could be runover he was saved by Roy, because Roy enjoyed taking long walks at 2:00am. So Roy took poor Edward to the hospital(everyones always going to the hospital after they get kicked in the balls)(he didn't get kicked in the balls though) Once they were there, Roy called Eds mother(Riza). Riza was having problems of her own. She and Yor had broken up last night and she was not in a good mood(in other words she was drunk)(again)So it was Wrath who answered the phone making Roy very very worried because he thought Wrath was sleeping with much(much)older women. Once Wrath finally explained that him and Riza were not sleeping together, Roy told Wrath to get Riza to the hospital as soon as possible.
confused Ed was once again trying to confess his love for Roy. Roy was caught incredibly off guard especially when Ed kissed him(this happens to Roy a lot)(You know one time a man came up to Roy on the street and kissed him. As did a highschool girl. And a 3 year old. And Hughes)So unluckily for Riza, she happened to walk in when her adopted son was kissing her former boyfriend. She screamed very loudly, said "get well soon Ed" and walked out.
confused So for awhile everything was alright, except for the fact that Roy cheated on Hughes (well not really but kindof)and Wrath was once again depressed about not having a girlfriend. This was not helped that his brother(Alphonse) did have a girlfriend and liked to rub it in Wraths face. ninja So then Wrath decided to ask out Greeds other former roomate, Marta. Somehow, Riza and Doraschette found out about this, and decided to split them up by any means necassary. Riza wanted to break them up because she wanted Wrath to drive her home from the bars when she was drunk. Doraschette wasn't very good at this(the driving) because he was color blind and couldn't see the traffic lights properly. Doraschette wanted to break them up because he was tired of crashing his car, mostly into police cars.
confused And now I will tell you the horrible disturbing story of Envys father, Hohenheim. Hohenheim was a child molester. Started with his own son, and then spred from there. And so Envy was not at all happy when his father came to visit him. And Greed just didn't want to get locked in the hallway with the hobo again. Unfortunately, thats what happened. It's kindof what happened to Edward except Envy didn't have a frying pan. Poor Edward. It was also different because the hobo in the hallway had started eating beans, and he was farting. And he wasn't gopod smelling to begin with. Once the farting started, Greed couldn't take it anymore. He kicked down the door, and found out it was someone elses apartment and not his own. He apoligized to a very startled old lady and kicked down the door to his own apartment. He wasn't exactly sure what to do next. So he threw Hohenheim out the window, because he also smelled funny, he was also a hobo in his spare time, when he wasn't molesting innocent children.(And I think we found our bad guy.)
confused While Greed was trying to figure out what happened and why Envy was not wearing pants(ahhhhhhhh the horror)he got some cucumbers for them to eat. Yay cucumbers. And so Envy explained to Greed what a bad bad person Hoenheim was. He also explained there was a difference between cucumbers and strawberries. They were not eating cucumbers they were eating strawberries.
confused Elsewhere, Ed and Roy were cucumbers that they thought were strawberries.
talk2hand To Be Continued talk2hand
