Ok, so I'm walking down the hall and I hear someone shout my name and appropriately I knock into someone when I stop. Of course (and I'm not trying to make this sound like a cliche) I had s**t in my arms and it all fell to the ground and the guy just stands there looking at me while I pick all my stuff up. Which wasn't very much or anything but still, he could have helped me instead of just watch me and he wasn't in any hurry.
Anyway, I pick up my items and was just about to yell at the boy about common curtiousy when my gay friend- John - comes running up to me yelling "GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!!!" and I am about to turn around to ask "What?" when he skids right into me and I get squished between the two boys. Of course all my items I had just spent five seconds picking up had fallen once more. stressed once John regains his balance I yet again lean down to pick up my items.
The guy keeps looking at me as if I was some amazing new technology, and John just keeps bouncing waiting for me to get up and for the guy to leave. I am annoyed of the guy more than John so I get up and face him my nose about an inch away from his and I say "EXCUSE ME- but if you didn't notice I would have just loved to see some common curtiousy from you just now, both times and... " and I got cut off with the guy kissing me. I moved back and my face literally was eek and John's mouth dropped open along with ._. . That I could stand but what I couldn't stand is that afterward he ran off covering his crotch and everyone laughing at him.
It took me a second to realise what had just happend. The guy had an erection kissing me. that I could not live through.
Perverts are great cuz everyones a pervert- but I hate ones like that.
As for John he took about two minutes to remember what he was soo extatic about and I came to find out that he had just asked out a very respectable (in our sense) boy who John had had a crush on for days. I was very happy for him, but as for me I spent every half hour brushing my teeth and rinsing my mouth in case that pervert had anything else that might be mind damaging.
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and here's my late V-day thingy:
Happy V-day Ppl
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