my host grandma hates me, i mean hate. like for-reals-omg-die-hate. the night before last she made sushi, and i thought she was finaly being nice to me, i love sushi. i also love wasabi. unfortuneatly i couldn't tell the difference between normal yummy good wasabi and raw-strong-omg-die wasabi. everyone elce got the normal wasabi. guess what i got! and since there was a little extra on mine i figured she was just giving me more since i like wasabi.
so i ate it
and then it hit me. everything hurt, like i was being stabbed with a million acid needles. i just wished i would die so it would stop. everyone elce freaked out about my screaming in pain and whrithing on the floor untill they saw my host grandma laughing her a** off. and why does she hate me? it could be because im young. it could be because im american. it could be because i can sit up straight and she can't. but its probably because her ugly little dog likes me better. biotch......
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Sounds like a b***h to me.