The Tangelo War!
Prologue
There Link was, in the middle of the Kokiri forest, right when the Kokiris and the Gorons prepaired for a huge Tangelo war. Link defended most of the Kokiris with his Master Sword and Hyrulian shield. But then the Great Deku Tree popped up out of no where and the Kokiris loaded him up with Tangelos and he shot up like a missile and spat out all the Tangelos at the Gorons. This was a great and fruity victory for the Kokiris!
Link and Batman Dialogue
BAM! How you like me now Batman?! HAHAHA No seriously, where the ******** is batman when you need him. Link just had a freaking Tangelo war and Batman was no where to be found! So typical...well then....wait...this is in the past...how is Batman here?
Batman: STFU N00b!
Link: Ok, thats it *throws a Tangelo at Batman's face*
Batman: You ********, I'll get you back when Robbin decides to re-stock this flippin' utillity belt, and my butler decides to fuel up the time machine *warps back to his own time and has cheese_whine.gif with his dramallama.gif *
Link: Silly Batfag and his trickories...he doesnt know that I shoved a Tangelo in his untility belt. When he opens it....IT WILL ESPLOD!!!....where's Epona?
End of the Prologue
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Tangelos: A clowns worst nightmare
My jounral name might be that Clowns fear Tangelos, but it is actually a lot more suphistated then you would expect. Most of the material in this ancient journal is of my journeys through time. Correct, this is the story of The Legend of Zelda.
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