Work was splended today....the same as it always is..drive 400 miles to the caves..put on my mining helmet and mine like all the other dwarves..for four hours i sweat with the all of them, mining for cobalt or kryptonite or some s**t. none of us know..all we know is Arnold Swarzenegger pays us alot of clams to do this and all we get in return is broken backs and stolen dreams..we never see Arnold either..he just sits on his throne high in the castle on the mountain..we can hear him though..he put a com system through out the cave so he can laugh at us and call us "girly men"..but we just shrug it off. Our slogan is "if we cant deal with it Arnold will eat us". But there was this one time Arnold did come to see us..he was wearing all his kings robes and s**t..we were all like "goddamnit its the ******** boss" and he was like "you all own to me, you are all my girly men...dwarf..things".. none of us were listening to what he was saying..we were all staring at his pulsating veins in his neck that looked like they were gonna burst from his neck as he screamed at us like we were in the army ready to go get raped in the a**. But the day went by as normal..nothing new
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