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"The Grinch Who Stole Christmas!!!"
As usual, thread Mods and I have been receiving letters from Santa about his top secret Naughty and Nice List...but on Thanksgiving Day, he wrote and sent a letter to us about something catastrophic! Of course, we knew it was something important because the post office is closed on Thanksgiving. He had to bribe some of the postal workers with some gingerbread men, elves, some editing on his naughty list, and to top it off had to pay a $59 shipping fee! gonk But errr, thats besides the point, when we had a thread meeting, we read the letter:
Dear my Gaian Friends,
I'm am deeply sadden to say something,
We just didn't see it coming!
We were all sitting at the turkey table,
When everything turned off....the lights, oven, the cable!
We worried, we panicked,
It was just pure manic.
There were screams, and fear no doubt,
For almost an hour the lights were out.
Then to my sadness the power turned on,
And lying on the table was a letter from...the Master of Cons:
"Christmas day, Christmas day,
Oh boy, do I have something to say,
I've taken your toys, I've taken you crew,
Now we'll have a real Christmas in blue.
Christmas day, Christmas day,
With no gifts to give, now people will think Santa's gone away,
You've forgotten the poor children, you've forgotten you past,
Oh boy, am I going to have such a blast!
Christmas day, Christmas day,
No gifts, no fun, or games to play,
This year everyone will get ready for a new adjust,
Because I, the Grinch, have stolen Christmas!!!"
--The Grinch Credit to: Dr. Seuss ninja
 Decisive Oathkeeper · Sat Dec 04, 2010 @ 07:31pm · 0 Comments |
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