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I always wanted to try out writing conversation fics. Sorry, SoulxBlackStar fangirls, not today :C This is not a yaoi nor yuri fic. I want to keep pairings as straight as possible. But I'm not desparate though. I have no Idea if I'm gonna add romance or not. Let's just see.

Anyways

Disclaimer: Soul Eater isn't mine.

Soul & Black Star

"Black Star, did you even listen to what I've just said?"

"Uh, it was something about rootbeer, right?"

Facepalm

"Seriously Black Star, you really need to pay attention more."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm hungry."

"Wait, just gonna go get that cake from yesterday."

"Finally!"

"Yo, I'm ba--Hey, are you watching hentai on my computer?!"

"Uh, no I'm not?"

"Gross. Turn that off."

"No way! The exciting part is coming up!"

"Close it or I'll eat your cake."

"Hmph, fine."

Munch Munch Munch. Click Click Click.

"Ne, Soul, why did you re-open the hentai window?"

"For...educational purposes."

"Mhmm, So how does watching hentai relate to school work?"

"..."

"And you called me gross."

"Shut the ******** up. I bet you masturbate yourself everyday."

"I do not. Well, maybe occasionaly..."

"You are just disgusting. I don't even know why I became friends with you."

"You just can't stand my sexiness, Soul."

"Ew, I'm not gay."

"Says the guy who wears a headband."

Touche.

"Damnit."

"Haha, you got owned"

"Whatever."

"You still haven't closed the hentai window you know."

Click

"There, it's closed."

"Nice background pic."

"What are you--"

Soul stares at his computer.

"Now, tell me why your background picture is Maka wearing the skimpy bikini she wore to the beach last summer?"

"She forced me to do it."

"As if I'd believe that."

"What, like your laptop wallpaper isn't Tsubaki wearing the swimsuit she wore to the beach!"

"No, it's her completely naked in a hotspring."

"You are one sick man."

"I know. I've heard."

"Give me your cake, You're not finishing it."

"Sure, I'm too sexy to get fat."

"Just give me the damn cake."

"Fine, fine, jeez. Are you PMSing or something?"

"What made you think that?"

"Stuff."

"How perverted are you?!"

"It says in the facebook quiz that I'm '100% perverted' something like that."

"You have a facebook?"

"And you don't?! C'mon Soul, everyone has a facebook. Even the Kishin has one!"

"I swear, I think I am the only sane person alive."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome."

"Hey, I want you to watch something."

"Is it one of those videos where the Exorcist pops up out of nowhere again?"

"Nope."

"What is it?"

"Guess."

"More hentai?"

"No, there's nothing good to watch today."

"What? I give up!"

"SoulMaka AMVs!"

"...."

They watched a 9 minute SoulMaka vid which the majority of the pictures contained mature content.

"You liked it, didn't cha?"

"Shut up, Black Star."

"SOUL AND MA-KA SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"Say that one more time and I'll rip your crotch off."

"Do that and I'll make you s**t bricks."

"You're gay."

"You have the hots for Maka."

"No I don't."

"Tsk. Tsk. Denial is an ugly thing, my friend."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Why is your face turning red?"

Ooh, busted.

"Damnit. I hate you."

"I love you too."

"Black Star, please, turn homosexual elsewhere please."

"I'm too sexy to go homosexual."

"You know what, just shut the ******** up. I've had enough of this sexy bullcrap, ya hear me!? Go home and go s**t lemons, just get away from me you perverted shitface!"

"Cursing is unhealthy."

"Black Star, did you even listen to what I just said?"

"Uh, it was something about rootbeer, right?"

"Oh God.."




So, I thought a little and came with a conclusion.

This is going to be a chaptered story.

I'll update as fast I can for you guys. 3

~KuroTamashi-x