Hello children,
Are you ready to listen to the beautiful story of Katie and Cloud?
“Yeah.”
Are you really?
“Yes.”
I don’t think you are so I’m gonna stop.
OR AM I?
Yes I am.
…
One day at KFC,
The place where Cloud Strife use to work,
One particular lady decided she wanted chicken,
Not just any chicken.
Some high, quality bean to a pulk chicken.
So of course she thought KFC.
And the only KFC for miles was in an alternate dimension.
So Katie went to her brother and said “Hey Michael,”
Then Michael said “Whatever,”
And then Katie said, “Can you take Optimus Prime and I to KFC?”
And then Michael said “Whatever you want.”
And then Katie hoped into Optimus Prime which was conveniently disguised as an 18-wheeler with her brother.
And then Katie said, “Up, up, and away.”
And Michael said…
Can you guess what he said?
He said, “Whatever.”
And so they went to the Final Fantasy relm of an alternate universe.
When they got to KFC, Katie said, “Michael, keep the car running. I’ll be out in a minute.”
And then Michael said, “Whatever.”
As Katie walked into KFC, she saw the most gorgeous man she’s ever seen.
About 18 rolls of fat,
Sweaty wife beater,
D cup moobs,
Gnawing on a drumstick.
No, that’s not the gorgeous man.
THANK GOD that’s not the gorgeous man.
The guy beside him, serving him.
High quality beaten to a pulp drumsticks.
Her most favourite fictional character.
Cloud Strife.
Well, he looked back at her.
And a blush as red as a tomato cherry pie crawled upon her face.
And she instantly ran out of KFC only to yell to Michael,
“You can turn the car off. We’re eating here.”
And Michael said…
Nothing…
He didn’t say anything.
Then Katie stared at him for three whole minutes before he realized he didn’t say his line.
Then he said, “Whatever.”
And then Katie ran back into KFC.
As soon as she walked through the doors, Cloud gave her a smile.
Well, with that smile, Katie automatically knew she was in love.
And well, I think Cloud knew it too.
And they stared into each other’s eyes.
All time seemed to stop around them.
They stayed like that for what seemed to be forever,
Until the fat guy beside him decided he wanted more chicken wings.
But then with Cloud as a server,
Who didn’t want chicken wings?
Then cloud walked up to Katie.
And he said, “My name is Cloud, and I want you to be my sky and we can live together for eternity.”
Or some cheesy line like that.
And he took her hand into his own.
And he kissed it ever so gently.
One thing was for sure,
They were in love.
It was only after Katie noticed she was daydreaming when Cloud asked her…
“Do you want the pop corn chicken, or the fun for one deal?”
Well, Katie left heartbroken,
With a bag of drumsticks.
And as she walked and hoped back into Optimus Prime, Michael turned to her and said,
“Did you get the fun for one deal?”
And Katie turned and said do him, “Whatever.”
And that’s the short lived story of Katie and Cloud.
And I just wasted two minutes of your life that you will never get back.
Created by Maggie... ( on gaia she is The_Other_Second_One )
