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That Rufus has a dog's name?

That the vampires have off-center eyes?

That the vampires don't SPARKLE, for that matter?

That there are no werewolves?

That I can always find my Denial Hammer?

That people who ask nicely for donations get them?

That Nicolae is smex incarnate?

That the orbs are nowhere to be found?

That clothing is way too expensive here?

That I'm secretly Edmund's mistress?

That the dark elves haven't made an appearance in over a long time?

That she's wearing Ian's panties?

That, Luke, I am indeed your father?

That I'm going on and on about things that don't matter?

Okay, okay, I'll always be the harlequin, but now I have a name! 3nodding

I am, from this day forward, Piqq!

Strangely, the name "Piq" was already taken. To top it off, he or she is not active anymore. Damn. stare

sad I have been hit in the head with way too many flying easter eggs, and I'm ready for easter to be finished. Like, now.