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Dearest iLevin,
I cannot begin to describe how obsenely obese my nutsack burns for you. As I write this, I'm vibrating in my cupabara, unable to contain my basking desire. Please, accept my horendous embrace and know that you're truly the mango of my eye.
I yearn for you sexily,
Momosity
I cannot begin to describe how obsenely obese my nutsack burns for you. As I write this, I'm vibrating in my cupabara, unable to contain my basking desire. Please, accept my horendous embrace and know that you're truly the mango of my eye.
I yearn for you sexily,
Momosity
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My beloved iHAINECROSS,
You and I are just two astonishing people trying to make it in this magical world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of date raping senior citizens in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our deranged love. Without you, I'm nothing but a macho narwhale.
Yours deeply,
Momosity
You and I are just two astonishing people trying to make it in this magical world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of date raping senior citizens in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our deranged love. Without you, I'm nothing but a macho narwhale.
Yours deeply,
Momosity
Quote biggrin ear goldenskI,
When I think of you, I get walrus' in my boob flubber. Though it makes me feel musty, it's also exciting. Whenever we drool together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are jacking off at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously tender and thick with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a moan of the nasal passage? I hope we can keep growling together for .005 years.
crusty yours,
Momosity
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Dear M 3 G G Y C H 1 ,
I believe it was Celine Dion who once sang, "Oh, my tampon, my dry heave, I've hungered for your garbanzo bean a long, delicious time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Mama, who said "thrusting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing crabs like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Momosity
I believe it was Celine Dion who once sang, "Oh, my tampon, my dry heave, I've hungered for your garbanzo bean a long, delicious time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Mama, who said "thrusting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing crabs like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Momosity
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WULFlE,
You know how the song goes: "elderly men say only spanking rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your gaping embrace. Now I know how Garfield felt when the shamwows first parted to reveal Rapunzel silhouetted against a jolly sky. It was lust at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, jizzing hungrily until you get here.
Yours truly,
Momosity
You know how the song goes: "elderly men say only spanking rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your gaping embrace. Now I know how Garfield felt when the shamwows first parted to reveal Rapunzel silhouetted against a jolly sky. It was lust at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, jizzing hungrily until you get here.
Yours truly,
Momosity
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Dear Aryuh,
When I think of you, I get mequitos in my groin. Though it makes me feel delicious, it's also exciting. Whenever we sings together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are masterbating at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously abounding and hardcore with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a thrust of the butt chin? I hope we can keep fist-pumping together for 829 1/2 years.
anely yours,
Momosity
When I think of you, I get mequitos in my groin. Though it makes me feel delicious, it's also exciting. Whenever we sings together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are masterbating at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously abounding and hardcore with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a thrust of the butt chin? I hope we can keep fist-pumping together for 829 1/2 years.
anely yours,
Momosity
